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@demonmittenhands.bsky.social

Software boy from Utah but computers are really dumb. Sometimes I draw things. Vegan for the animals.

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Hummus? πŸ€”

17.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wouldn't have to... invade the state he's the governor of illegally... so he could racially profile people? πŸ€”

16.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An Airhead, but in this case just Air.

15.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seconded! Marianne is SO creepy. I think the ending slips just a little but it's a good one!

15.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chasing waterfalls? Is TLC a joke to you?

14.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grumpy looking tiger chickens.

Grumpy looking tiger chickens.

A worm floating around the moon with a space helmet. Its saying "one small.... aw hell! We SQUORMIN', BITCH!!"

A worm floating around the moon with a space helmet. Its saying "one small.... aw hell! We SQUORMIN', BITCH!!"

I ended up drawing some more today. Here's some tiger chickens and a space worm because I've missed a lot of prompts from @theirishisland.bsky.social

14.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A really sketchy hatching of a raven on a graveyard with some barely visible hatching of trees rocks and grave stones on the back.

A really sketchy hatching of a raven on a graveyard with some barely visible hatching of trees rocks and grave stones on the back.

Still not in the mental state to draw a whole lot. As a wise old man once told me, you get what you're given! Anyway, here's #Omen for #mabsdrawlloweenclub day 13

13.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's a screenshot from Stardew Valley. My character is giving Abigail a diamond (it was an accident πŸ˜”) and she's saying "Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!"

It's a screenshot from Stardew Valley. My character is giving Abigail a diamond (it was an accident πŸ˜”) and she's saying "Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!"

I guess it's canon that Abigail eats diamonds. #stardewvalley

13.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was arguing with a "don't judge people from the past based on today's standards" dude.
Yeah, he was a monster back then too!

13.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course they used garbage AI to make the poster. Nobody with any creativity wants anything to do with that mess.

12.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO FUCKIN WAY.

10.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a perfect plan, then! You're immune to dorian, too!

10.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've heard it's good if you can deal with the smell

10.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That wasn't a dream. The Boss is still at large.

10.10.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course it is. When shitass suggested Lee Greenwood it wasn't because of his terrible music.

10.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the haunted mansion. the article headline reads "Disneyland Guest Dies after Haunted Mansion Ride"

A picture of the haunted mansion. the article headline reads "Disneyland Guest Dies after Haunted Mansion Ride"

Oh damn! It's actually haunted now!

09.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my gaaaaaawwwwwddddd! Why did you do this to me?! πŸ˜†

09.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Draw yourself from memory

08.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole performance has a very annoying sibling "I'm not touching you" vibe. "No no no... WE'RE not gerrymandering".

08.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Covered bridges scare the crap out of me. Is it because of Sleepy Hollow?

08.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sonic who? Was that the blue Billy Hatcher?

07.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I called my list "Garbo AI Posters" and it's still there. No messages from BS, and I'm still adding more Facebook Aunt quality slop every day. bsky.app/profile/did:...

07.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A pretty awful drawing of a werewolf I done did! Brush pens and crayons.

A pretty awful drawing of a werewolf I done did! Brush pens and crayons.

I'm barely doing any #mabsdrawlloweenclub here's a cruddy #werewolf for today!

07.10.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?

06.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's still gerrymandered to hell. No representation for Salt Lake County still... so Republicans are still cheating.

06.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"partisan squabbling" is a hellllll of a way to phrase "Republicans want to keep cheating and everyone else wants them to not".

04.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're wearing your nicest sesame seeds!

03.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funeral Potatoes are C tier at best. Someone has to say it.

03.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A homophone of maggot is on par with the f slur? Just making sure I understand your point.

02.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoony picture of me with a skeleton blowing out of the top of my head, and a ghost coming out of the skeleton's head.

A cartoony picture of me with a skeleton blowing out of the top of my head, and a ghost coming out of the skeleton's head.

Heya! I'm going to try to do some drawing this October. Here's a weird triple self portrait for Mab's first prompt, #spookyIntro. I for sure won't draw everyday, but I'll see what happens! #mabsdrawlloweenclub

02.10.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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