mittens

mittens

@demonmittenhands.bsky.social

Software boy from Utah but computers are really dumb. Sometimes I draw things. Vegan for the animals. Right now I'm running a lot.

272 Followers 254 Following 796 Posts Joined May 2024
1 day ago

I thought those were Data pajamas!

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2 days ago

It's because racism.

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3 days ago

Gross!

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3 days ago
An owl peeking out of a bird box.

Tonight's easy run woke up one of the locals

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3 days ago

Fuck you and fuck this.

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3 days ago

Gross!

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4 days ago
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a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a room with a sign that says sonic the hedgehog Alt: a skeleton is standing in front of a window in a room with a sign that says sonic the hedgehog
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5 days ago
Straw Hat Riot - Wikipedia

Just be VERY CAREFUL when you wear your straw hat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_H...

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5 days ago

Nah, it's a war crime.

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6 days ago

Everytime I see AI slop, the person gets added to this list and blocked. Feel free to subscribe and get some free blocks also! bsky.app/profile/did:...

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1 week ago

If you can get another one you could fashion yourself a clown beard! Sammy!

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1 week ago

You're a poet, and you didn't even knowit!

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1 week ago
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Keanu Reeves Thumbs Up GIF Alt: Keanu Reeves Thumbs Up GIF
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2 weeks ago

I can't believe they needed me to edit this for them.

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2 weeks ago
Smokey the dirty ol grey cat on my legs

SAME!

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2 weeks ago

What a bunch of dorks!

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3 weeks ago

Curtis is occasionally not the worst person in the world. Mike Lee though? OOOOF.

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3 weeks ago

Mary-Kate is hyphenated? This is a whole other Spider-Man situation!!

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3 weeks ago

Damn you, Tori Amo's!

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3 weeks ago

Anyway, the earth boiling plagiarism machine that makes shit up, thinks you have scurvy. That'll be $400.

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1 month ago

Weird because trying to repeal something that we already voted for is 'undermining public participation in the process'.

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1 month ago
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a close up of a man with a beard wearing a hat and making a funny face . Alt: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a hat and making a funny face .
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1 month ago

I wish I owned a National because that would be a good joke.

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1 month ago

RE5 was the best one and I'll not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.

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1 month ago

I bet his head would make a fantastic sound when slapped.

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1 month ago

Stolen valor. Or at least stolen Sudafed.

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1 month ago

Next you're going to tell me Holiday Inn is open every day, not just holidays?

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1 month ago

You got Fonzie's blood type? AAAAAAAAYYEEE πŸ˜†

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1 month ago

JESUS get ahold of Roy Orbison over here!

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1 month ago

Horrible ghouls.

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