no 🎗

I WILL BECOME BANKRUPT IF I HAVE TO I NEED 10 OF EVERYTHING. FOR EMDUO THE MONEY

"emerald in the middle. it's got a crown, emerald and wings, I think it looks sick. we've nailed it down. I had some notes and refs they could use, looks awesome. that's going on merch in the future at some point, idk when. I'm thinking posters- could even do a patch of that specific design as well"

Philza: do I tell you guys this? so about a week ago I got a notification in the merch team discord, they pinged me a design, and I was like 'ooo, that's pretty good'. and we pretty much almost finalised it. I had some notes, and it's like- how do I describe it- it's like an Emeraldduo type logo-

WE'RE GETTING EMERALDDUO MERCH IN THE FUTURE, WITH TECHNOBLADE CROWN AND PHILZA WINGS LETS GOOO

"how do I describe it- it's like an Emeraldduo type logo, with an emerald in the middle. it's got a crown, it's got an emerald and it's got wings, and I think it looks fucking sick. we've nailed it down"

Philza: I could've asked if you want to come to my birthday party :( and you said no :( guess you're not coming to my birthday party :(
Chat: your birthday is in March
Philza: SHH.. quiet. you're ruining the bit.

Philza: we don't have axolotl armour yet. ... yet. /lime if you're still in the chat, could we please have/- kidding
Minecraft dev of many words, wise Slicedlime: No.
Philza: wdym 'no' I didn't even ask you a question. I DIDN'T EVEN ASK. you didn't even know what I was going to ask!

(Philza has secretly known Quackity has been doing boxing behind the scenes for a while, he saw that Quackity had a punching bag in one of his rooms and put him in contact with the IRL backpack company he works with for a stable stream setup :) supporting behind the scenes)

P: his birthday stream? we got so drunk that day. ok it was. I mean a lot of the food he was giving us was really good.
Dono: got the quote "Lets go pork spice verde" Q: "Phil, that's the whitest thing you could ever come up with"
Philza: *loses it* there's no way- I wasn't even drunk at that point

*Philza mocking a movie name*
chat: reminds me of when Phil called Mexican food 'pork spice yum!'
Philza: oh yeah I did say that :) was boiling all the food in the world down to a few words. pork spice yum. 'on Quackity's'- was it on Q's stream I said that? omg man, why is he still my friend?

LMAO

Philza: -I think it would be really funny to log on, not when I'm streaming, and build random shit, but never say it was me. so when he logs on he sees some random shit that was built and it looks like his world is haunted, because I'm never on when he's on

close enough welcome back(?) c!ghostza-

Philza: caught Tommyinnit's stream- why did he add me to a fucking realm? what are we doing? why is he doing the same thing he did last year where he just started a server for no reason? bros on repeat, bro is looping. why is he looping? what is happening?

*server is not even open*

classic...

"realidad virtual. REALIDAD VIRTUAL. this is a virtual reality headset on a child and is just pushing him around. dude?"

Philza: I keep getting recommended Spanish tiktoks. but, for the first time in a while, Kristin got one. and it's fucking awesome-

-I immediately sent it to Roier. Kristin showed me it, we were laughing at it, and I was like 'please send me it, I have to send it to Roier'

<3

*creator music box plays*
Philza: yeah fuck it, why not? angst song, screw it.
..guys.. remember. remember what happened. don't forget, their memory dies if you forget. rose's sanctuary relies on memories.. don't forget about them >:)

someone please get this man on a /RELIABLE/ roleplay server LMAO

Philza: 'Enigma do Medo' *laughs* fucking hell. it still makes me laugh how we got to the boss room by accident, that was so funny. I still have a folder on my phone of stuff to use, pictures of puzzles and codes. I'm not good at puzzle games but we could probably give it another go

THERES A CHANCE

this is going to be the closest I ever get to making a Philza fanart (someone had to) (driving near the Tyne right after a beeeeer)

would've placed EK near the millennium bridge but the technoblade sign was there before me lmao (the EK pixels were based off of the Philza emote Ph1lEnd2, eventually i'll add particles)

Enderking drowning in the river Tyne, Newcastle ( wplace.live )

Philza: sliced- *loses it* what a perfect time for slicedlime to show up. a literal dev on the Mojang team 'No.'. thankyou, the official response is Nah full stop. brilliant. yeah that's fair, not enough people give a shit, yeah I don't think enough people care.

Philza: god [squid] are so stupid man. do you think they'll ever update the AI for these guys or just... are they just forever dumb?
Slicedlime, LITERAL MINECRAFT DEV: Nah.

LMAOO

I've never played any toby fox game but I think his characters are neat :)

if I make this my pfp it would be fanart of a 'commission' (donate to charity for art) of a fanart of an altered image of a scared corgi

"aw that would be fucking miserable wouldn't it? there's no reason to be that sad, other than to piss off people. like she eventually loses her strength. she eventually gets too tired, and loses connection to the pocket dimension... and we just suffocate"

(HC stream 22/7/2025. context: HE'S EVIL)

*creator - music box plays (the song that played during Q!Phil's last stream)*
Philza: wtf? to me drowning is fucked. is this a metaphor for me sleeping in Rose sanctuary? did Rose cut off the oxygen? did- *LORE MODE* Rose lose track of us and couldn't come back? did we just suffocate in our sleep?

(HC stream 22/07/2025, context Philza watched the recent F1 movie and was discussing misogyny in the film)

"no it was during that stream when I think she was the one that found out you can dupe money. we were like 'holy fuck' and started duping money, then the admins came over and started deleting the thing we were using to dupe the money on [QSMP]. and then she had one of the funniest crash-outs"

Philza: was that a reference to Tina? *Tina voice* "YOU. you just don't want to see women succeed DO YOU?" I love that clip so much, it's like my favourite Tina clip, like actually incredible. no not Tina from the F1 movie! Tina from *loses it* dude, Tina kitten? streamer not from F1?

LMAO

No context needed

#philzafanart #technofanart #technobladefanart #tommyinnitfanart #emeraldduo #bedrockbros

half an hour is very much an understatement
unfortunately
.
..
it was a long stream (not a pun)

Quackity: I'm announcing the QSMP 2!!!
meanwhile Philza: