Migraine would like to chime in with “You laid out your scrubs and packed your lunch for tomorrow? Good job! You even went to bed on time! Here, your reward is DIZZINESS AND BLINDING BRAIN PAIN as soon as your alarm goes off.”

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Yes, body, what I needed today was these weird waves of dizziness, not my paycheck. At least I have an excellent dogtor. She prescribes extreme snuggles.

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Omelets are just slightly more organized scrambles. Still looks delicious!

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Ran across this video in my doom scroll while awake at 5 a.m. and it is pertinent as the dog needs to go out and also I ordered groceries last night to be picked up today:

www.instagram.com/reel/DEk37f9...

15.01.2025 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reasons your chronically ill coworker may not show up to work:

The medication that kept her breathing last night at 8 p.m. also kept her awake until her 4:30 a.m. wake up (and beyond). Thanks, steroids!

15.01.2025 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Small white dog with purple ears and tail giving side eye to her human

Small white dog with purple ears and tail curled up on sofa with a paw daintily in front of her eyes while sleeping

Alternately tiny skeptic and Snoozle Master.

11.01.2025 02:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A sable schnauzer-terrier mutt and a white maltipoo with purple ears stare at me in the kitchen, wondering where their snackies are.

Oh look, I have arrived, so here’s an obligatory pet pic.

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