@electrolemon.bsky.social feel like your parents would love these
03.03.2026 09:49 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@electrolemon.bsky.social feel like your parents would love these
03.03.2026 09:49 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm in the US military and Iβm about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers donβt know how slow I run
03.03.2026 04:28 β π 2043 π 213 π¬ 25 π 4Kat Applegazaleh
03.03.2026 01:57 β π 48 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Smashing into the NICU screaming βI too have a gift for the child!!β
03.03.2026 01:08 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0There should be more kids movies about old people beefing with children theyβre not related to. A lost genre
03.03.2026 01:05 β π 327 π 15 π¬ 9 π 0Looking for seed funding into non-AI actress Siobhan Thompson
02.03.2026 23:47 β π 317 π 8 π¬ 14 π 0Has there ever been wiser words said, than βmy tummy hurts and Iβm mad at the governmentβ?
02.03.2026 22:11 β π 443 π 74 π¬ 7 π 1Amen
02.03.2026 21:17 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs fine heβs only the most famous stylist in the world. Itβs actually ok
02.03.2026 21:12 β π 100 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0The way this post has straight men learning about Law Roach for the first time. I canβt.
02.03.2026 21:10 β π 195 π 0 π¬ 13 π 0Eisenhower
02.03.2026 00:12 β π 15347 π 5717 π¬ 372 π 327This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.
01.03.2026 05:21 β π 5212 π 1274 π¬ 24 π 12Shows have writers?!
01.03.2026 21:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty much every university has one humanities department and several inhumanities departments and you all know which ones Iβm talkinβ about
01.03.2026 21:04 β π 389 π 21 π¬ 9 π 1As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter
28.02.2026 08:27 β π 6146 π 1819 π¬ 156 π 94This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Wonβt
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
28.02.2026 15:50 β π 13769 π 3335 π¬ 111 π 70Say what you will about Max Landis, because he's absolutely the type to name search and get Yosemite Sam level pissed off and it's the least he deserves
27.02.2026 21:36 β π 1248 π 202 π¬ 13 π 3Someone who is good at the economy please help. My industry is dying.
27.02.2026 07:02 β π 365 π 64 π¬ 11 π 0Yes lads yes
27.02.2026 05:39 β π 246 π 17 π¬ 5 π 0Check this out
26.02.2026 23:35 β π 1412 π 672 π¬ 26 π 70I think it might be bad
27.02.2026 02:32 β π 293 π 52 π¬ 3 π 0Diana Wynne Jones is an incredible writer. That is all
27.02.2026 01:44 β π 111 π 15 π¬ 7 π 0This is very bad. Handing CNN to Bari Weiss/David Ellison is very, very bad.
26.02.2026 23:07 β π 4092 π 1009 π¬ 83 π 64The wickedly talented Tim Onion
26.02.2026 20:04 β π 100 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I simply would not have been dumb enough to get a Nazi tattoo but thatβs why I have the highly esteemed job of professional d&d player
26.02.2026 20:01 β π 87 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs not that I think Graham Platner is a Nazi. I donβt think that characterization is true. I just think heβs really fucking stupid, which to me is disqualifying for a senator or really any elected official
26.02.2026 19:59 β π 929 π 60 π¬ 35 π 6
We just found out that there is another proposal to destroy the Controller's Office at tomorrow's Charter Reform meeting.
Help us protect the Controller's Office!
π’Give public comment:
Thursday, February 26, 2026, 4pm
City Hall, Board of Public Works Session Room 350
They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.
25.02.2026 16:24 β π 18306 π 6184 π¬ 196 π 170
In the criminal justice system, snowball-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowball Unit. These are their stories.
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