Siobhan Thompson

Didn’t know you were a Greek Earther

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Please do not mess around with the big rock in the sky that makes the oceans work

Upset by this thanks

Tonight's Denouement show at The Elysian is SOLD OUT but you can still get in on the livestream!

W/ Siobhan Thompson, Vic Michaelis, Grant O'Brien, Jacquis Neal, Angela Giarratana, Cathryn Mudon, John Milhiser, Kimia Behpoornia & Dhruv Singh!

www.elysiantheater.com/shows/myster...

@electrolemon.bsky.social feel like your parents would love these

I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run

Kat Applegazaleh

Smashing into the NICU screaming “I too have a gift for the child!!”

There should be more kids movies about old people beefing with children they’re not related to. A lost genre

Looking for seed funding into non-AI actress Siobhan Thompson

Has there ever been wiser words said, than “my tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government“?

Amen

It’s fine he’s only the most famous stylist in the world. It’s actually ok

The way this post has straight men learning about Law Roach for the first time. I can’t.

Eisenhower

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

Shows have writers?!

Pretty much every university has one humanities department and several inhumanities departments and you all know which ones I’m talkin’ about

As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Say what you will about Max Landis, because he's absolutely the type to name search and get Yosemite Sam level pissed off and it's the least he deserves

Someone who is good at the economy please help. My industry is dying.

Yes lads yes

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I think it might be bad

Diana Wynne Jones is an incredible writer. That is all

This is very bad. Handing CNN to Bari Weiss/David Ellison is very, very bad.

The wickedly talented Tim Onion