Today’s affirmation: I will not lose any socks while doing laundry. None of my socks will disappear. I will know where all of my socks are by the end of the day. I will not be left with any loose singles that I keep for six months just in case and then discard. My washing machine does not eat socks
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And if you can’t hire them, please buy their book! I’m reliably informed that it is both gay and horny
Please hire Kendra aka the artist of all the Unsleeping City. The Vox Artifex, if you will
They asked him if he had family in Mexico they could help emigrate to the US (he doesn't, because he's not Mexican). They offered him money, and he refused that, too. As they released him, they shot him.
For me it’s the way he stifles a smile when the questioner says HIV
Every 38 year old on this site cracking their knuckles and diving in
i genuinely cannot process how debased our ruling class is. these guys will walk around all day in shoes that don't fit rather than tell their boss he's wrong. this whole thing where they pretend a stupid evil guy with brain damage is qualified to run every aspect of everyone's life is unacceptable
First against the wall
Mine is “Listen here you stupid computer, it tastes filthy”. I think this literally every time I see AI slop
Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.
I think @vornietom.bsky.social and @aabria.bsky.social are the only two at the table that are active on Bluesky lol
But we're gonna have a great time at Dynasty Typewriter, come hang
When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project
markwayne mullin
Might be time to bring back war criminal trials that include rich people this time
This repeats yet another pattern from the Iraq War. When the Iraqis did not behave as the Americans wanted — without the deference and gratitude that a foreign military occupier felt it was due — they became targets.
The Birdcage opened thirty years ago today, so in its honor, I want to share one of my favorite stories about Mike Nichols that didn't make it into my biography. This is from an interview I did with Nathan Lane.
Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.
"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Do it
This is basically my cousins so I’m intimately familiar. I think the dynamics are a little different just because of parental expectations of the trans sister pre-transition but ultimately the vibe is aligned
It’s funny, I thought about it a lot (about 30 seconds but also my whole life) and I really don’t think that the sexuality of the sister changes this dynamic much
Thinking about the dynamics of older sister, younger gay brother vs older gay brother, younger sister. Both beautiful, chaotic dynamics but so different in key ways
didn't you hear me I said we don't want any more remakes
Unfortunately I am deeply Cathy (Kathy?) coded
Huge win for me today: someone complimented my socks and I just said “thank you” instead of “thank you I got chocolate on them earlier because I was laying in the floor eating ice cream”
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Character actor headshots in 1995
Songs For Drella might be my favorite album
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
