Riku Rose

I emerge from the hot dark room, sweat dripping down my head and past my blood shot eyes, it looks like I’ve not slept for a week. No one has seen me for months as I burrowed myself away.

I open my mouth:
“I have beat Metaphor: ReFantazio!”

Was able to secure two Switch 2 pre-orders.

Form a line ladies.

Kojima tweeted this photo of the people who came to preview Death Stranding 2.

Why is Geoff Keighley on the end and not next to Kojima? Trouble in paradise?

I see all these people saying that it’s a bad idea to release the Oblivion Remake the same week as Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 as people won’t have the time to play both games and maybe they should have given it a couple of weeks.

Meanwhile I just got to the last dungeon in Metaphor: ReFantazio.

Ichiban Confections is down 8.7% in the Japanese stock market.

It’s going to be a brutal shareholder meeting.

I’ve heard the theory before that Sony and Microsoft like having Nintendo around as they create the next generation of gamer.

Now with a Switch 2 price rise they’ll create the next generation of Democrats.

Gamers have stormed the capital.

The Nintendo Switch 2 looks like the perfect console for someone who skipped the PS4 and Xbox One.

RIP

Wife: Have you made plans for us for Valentine’s.

Me: Oh yes I have!

The most unbearable people on the internet are going to be unbearable at this news.

Hmmmm, do I get the console with exclusive games or the console that plays less games?

Guess it’s an Ouya exclusive then.

I started playing Metaphor the other day and I’m not far into it but the part I’m liking the least is real life stopping me from playing it.

These kids thinking the short lived TikTok ban was hard wouldn’t have lasted a second during the PSN outage of 2011.

“Can you believe that they thought making God of War a live service game was a good idea?”

Me: “Yes. I can show you many examples of higher ups making stupid decisions within the games industry.”

Can’t think of a director who influenced more games than David Lynch:

Alan Wake
Deadly Premonition
Persona
Silent Hill
Mizzurna Falls
Zelda: Link’s Awakening

His movies may not have made billions at the box office but the cultural footprint they left behind is much more important.

The stress of waiting for the announcement destroyed my marriage and personal relationships.

Now that the Switch 2 is announced my life finally feels complete and I can now move on.

Kind of mean for Elden Ring Nightreign to test the servers on Valentine’s Day because they know that most gamers have no plans that day.

Judge releases woman who stabbed a classmate to please Slender Man from a psychiatric hospital A judge has ruled that a Wisconsin woman who stabbed her sixth grade classmate to please horror character Slender Man can be released from a psychiatric hospital.

Kinda messed up that a judge of all people is trying to please Slender Man.

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These Switch 2 leaks are crazy!

Can you believe it looks like a Switch?

The Nice Guys, not cops but private eyes so kinda close.

It’s a shame it didn’t do well at the box office as it deserved a bunch of sequels like Lethal Weapon.

siri ms rachel feet pics

The Groundhog has seen its shadow.

There will be no Switch 2 announcement today.

Crazy to think that Jimmy Carter was alive when Metroid Prime 4 was announced.

I play for a month about once a year and I’m sure I frustrate everyone the first few dungeons for this very reason.

Posting what I enjoy to help the algorithm:

• Final Fantasy
• Legend of Zelda
• Kingdom Hearts
• Milfs
• Like a Dragon / Yakuza
• Mario
• Sonic
• Uncharted
• Mass Effect

If I was taking part in Squid Game and Mario Kart was one of the games everyone else would just start crying as the realisation of their death dawns upon them.

The Nintendo Switch is amazing at Christmas.

Not the family games, just the fact I can go to bed early with it while the in-laws watch crap like NCIS on the TV.

We played Mario Party and it’s a stupid game that only stupid people like to play!

I will not be answering any questions about how I did in the game at this time.