Normal Skeetula, 2025 Edition

When a kitten makes biscuits in the air, everyone thinks it's adorable, but when I make air biscuits, they get all mad and tell me to leave

Dante's Nintendo

Javier Milei is Phil Spector's sentient wig

It's the Pepsi Fascists vs the Coke Nazis in a battle for the next 2-4 years of pretending to do anything for the working class

Next up, we have Molly Flatulence and their hit song, "Fartin' With Disaster"

What is racism

Vance Flexes the Marines’ Might as Thousand Protest Trump’s Agenda VP JD Vance’s trips o a military base in California illustrated rising tensions between the federal government and Democratic leaders

This is quite a hed/subhed.
1) Start with Vance. Use strong action verb. Accept the autocratic premise that the “Marines’ Might” are Vance’s to flex.
2) Mention the protest second and absurdly describe them as in the thousands
3) Treat Trump’s strong man use of the military as a partisan scuffle.

What is English?

I'm entering the 4th meal of consciousness

Pummus

Caturday? Bitch, it's Thursday

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

Who is the Gray Gardener?

Who is April O'Neil in the latest TMNT line

same picture of Biffo sticking his fingers down his throat and squatting so his arse juts out, but the speechbubble has been moved so the 𝅘𝅥𝅮 WHISTLE! 𝆝 is now coming out of his arse BIFFO'S ARSE: 𝅘𝅥𝅮 WHISTLE! 𝆝

I'm dead mature, me

Bone in Wings is the Beatles

my inner monologue is the saxophone solo from Caribbean Queen

"Look what they took from us" ass motherfuckers can play NES in their pajamas while eating capn crunch anytime they feel like

SCOOP: Apple Quietly Made ICE Agents a Protected Class Internal emails show tech giant used anti-hate-speech rules meant for minorities to block an app documenting immigration enforcement.

You cannot be fucking serious

"Have the Trix Rabbit killed"
"but sir -"
"do as I say!"

Looks like Smithers, talks like Mr. Burns

The Turboducken

Abandoning one group of humans in an attempt to curry favor from another group of humans is the heart of liberalism

your ex needs to stop huffing paint

We already had "American DOCTOR WHO". It was called THE BLUES BROTHERS

Who is Borschty?

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