They can't eat it, but they can blow it up
fry the bologna and now you're talkin
Fuck off
....and 3 more to go
Do you condemn the CIA?
who farted
Where's your headquarters
Kermit thee God
What is Slavic Ernest saves Christmas
you know it just occurred to me that you could also call it a happy ending if someone sucked your dick and then gave you a massage after
R.I.P. to Garfield's other dad
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
When a kitten makes biscuits in the air, everyone thinks it's adorable, but when I make air biscuits, they get all mad and tell me to leave
Dante's Nintendo
Javier Milei is Phil Spector's sentient wig
It's the Pepsi Fascists vs the Coke Nazis in a battle for the next 2-4 years of pretending to do anything for the working class
Next up, we have Molly Flatulence and their hit song, "Fartin' With Disaster"
What is racism
This is quite a hed/subhed.
1) Start with Vance. Use strong action verb. Accept the autocratic premise that the “Marines’ Might” are Vance’s to flex.
2) Mention the protest second and absurdly describe them as in the thousands
3) Treat Trump’s strong man use of the military as a partisan scuffle.
What is English?
I'm entering the 4th meal of consciousness
Pummus
Caturday? Bitch, it's Thursday
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
