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Overeducated liberal chef. Low tolerance for hate and ignorance. Perpetual hornball. Trying to be more accepting of myself. Peach State. 46. Burgeoning Orc Bear.

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Don't be shy, beefcake! 😈

01.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gladly

29.01.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cigarette still life...on ice!

Cigarette still life...on ice!

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A little tribute to all the cooks out there during our ice storm aftermath

27.01.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, hot stuff!

26.01.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a chew

25.01.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a very generous offer.

23.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yum

22.01.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, handsome. Miss you, buddy.

22.01.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come get em!

22.01.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know it's #humpday but I only show off my butt in person. So here's a #WetWednesday for you. Still looking for my sauna buddy and foot pig...

21.01.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Fucking Christ, modern ceiling fans are sci-fi nightmare fuel. How did we get into this timeline?

20.01.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy #MonochromeMonday, all!

#MCM

19.01.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They sound...balanced

13.01.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be right there

12.01.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love you to

09.01.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love the beard, handsome.

08.01.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sign me up!

30.12.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yum

30.12.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Find out

25.12.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a quick holiday message!

25.12.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I started my new job three months ago and I've really been enjoying it, challenging as it may be. My boss gave me a card for Christmas, it was very nice and complimentary, and he cut me the biggest bonus check I've ever received. Another sign that sometimes good comes after a bad situation.

24.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fresnos ready to go!

Fresnos ready to go!

Everything in the pot

Everything in the pot

Pureed and strained

Pureed and strained

Going into the jars.

Going into the jars.

After putting it off for months, I finally made and canned a batch of Sriracha. I canned my ass off this year. Maybe next year I'll do more.

22.12.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oh look, a griddle?

Oh look, a griddle?

What everyone needs, or something...

What everyone needs, or something...

From an antique store yesterday. For the person that has everything (or needs it). A griddle/toaster oven/coffee maker. I'm sure it does an amazing job at none of those things...

15.12.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So happy to be a part of the Georgia district that flipped a state seat blue despite the extreme gerrymandering of a very liberal area. It happened by about a 200 vote margin.

11.12.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, handsome

27.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only you were in my neck of the woods....

17.11.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chances are there's an election in your area this week. No matter what it is, get out and vote. With as ridiculous as the political situation in this country is, small shit matters. I just voted on regulators for state power. Hopefully it will help...

03.11.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cinnamon almond bear claws...grr and woof!

Cinnamon almond bear claws...grr and woof!

Hard to tell but these croissants are supposed to be handlebar moustaches, aka "Twink Staches"

Hard to tell but these croissants are supposed to be handlebar moustaches, aka "Twink Staches"

As beautiful as this is, it's a styrofoam cake. I didn't do the piping.

As beautiful as this is, it's a styrofoam cake. I didn't do the piping.

A few things for our upcoming drag brunch. Bear claws, Twink staches (croissant) and a rainbow themed cake (decorated by our pastry chef)

01.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome back, sexy!

27.10.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come and visit. Get it off my bucket list

25.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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