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Shannon Pike

@tinyexpediter.bsky.social

Always remember: your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no. They shatter.

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Lol, Sam Bennett.

20.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I somehow know several.

19.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god that’s awesome!

18.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People like to dump on Detroit. But it’s a really cool place.

18.02.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a master cropduster. I approve this message.

17.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got two dollars off this sticker because it got smeared.

17.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Why are you yelling at me!?

16.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Realized I didn’t have a sticker for this expression. So I made this the other day.

16.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This? This is like some Claes Oldenburg nightmare.

16.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! @ferricfox.bsky.social

16.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering getting a bed for my guest room and I’m once again paralyzed by choice. Like, to the point I don’t even know what store to go to. Every place has reviews like, β€œExcellent experience” and β€œWorst crooks in the galaxy.”

16.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds really painful, actually.

15.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I kinda want to try. But I need to get my flexibility back first.

15.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably for the best. It’s not particularly story-heavy and since the characters don’t age, Bart started the show as a Gen X and is now a Gen A.

15.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The PokΓ©mon Intermission Report is funny to me.

15.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, yo.

15.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t believe this exists. I will require some manner of proof.

15.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having new experiences is always fun!

15.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god, Bubsy is hot!

15.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The day you stop getting carded is the day your bones turn to dust.

15.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a glorious night to be filled with eggs.

15.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not your buddy, guy!

14.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get some baklava at Astoria.

13.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s not enough Tylenol in the world to remedy this headache.
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#FursuitFriday

13.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had this game as a kid and it was so difficult and flawed. But it had a lot of cool ideas. Curious to try this out!

I wish there was a Friday the 13th enhanced edition. Another flawed game with a really great ideas.

13.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Castlevania: Belmontβ€˜s Curse Announcement Trailer (ESRB) | KONAMI
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Oh my God, finally!

youtu.be/3k9Yy-o6tpo?...

13.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, yes. The vending machines were upcharged.

12.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a Wild Republic fox? I think I have the same one.

12.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, not worth it. I remember buying that value meal with a $5 and having change. No point in fast food anymore when it costs about the same as a sit down place. Or just cook at home.

12.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! It makes sense since the first time I was really buying things with any regularity was high school. And it was food at school.

12.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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