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Cassie the Gyarados

@cookie.scares.men

Not passive just aggressive She/Her

1,523 Followers  |  113 Following  |  3,605 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  2.0906

Latest posts by cookie.scares.men on Bluesky

Yay!!

15.07.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I watched the first few episodes of Ted Lasso last night. I am in love and I expect to cry a lot a lot.

15.07.2025 16:26 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HEARD I'm not 25 and ambitious anymore y'all can keep it

14.07.2025 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have been contacted by five or six recruiters in the last two days for the same in office contract role with an internet provider in my city and that fact alone tells me they don't know wtf they are doing lmao no thanks but thanks for the spam ig

14.07.2025 22:26 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Obsessed!!

13.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nella I was not prepared 😂😂

13.07.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
shaq apologizes “i owe you an apology. i wasn’t really familiar with your game.”

shaq apologizes “i owe you an apology. i wasn’t really familiar with your game.”

ok klay thompson

12.07.2025 22:09 — 👍 131    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 2

The fact Klay Thompson is the one to hard launch is how I know Meg is who she says she is.

12.07.2025 23:33 — 👍 107    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

Saints Row 3 is beaten and what an ending. Very fun game. Started 4 last night and it is UNHINGED and we are having a blast

13.07.2025 06:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s always “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, drop out of the public sphere and become a tradwife” and never “Ladies, if you are alienated by overwork, form a union.”

11.07.2025 15:45 — 👍 8454    🔁 1912    💬 112    📌 0

100% facts

11.07.2025 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had to fight for my life to get UPN

11.07.2025 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Got a case for my switch 🥰

11.07.2025 21:47 — 👍 37    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

Age verification? I had aluminum foil on my tv antenna.

11.07.2025 21:30 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I did and it is a fucking trip. It’s slow paced but fascinating and dark in the best ways. You will enjoy it!

10.07.2025 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love it almost exclusively bc of its narrative on trauma but the ending was hot ass and she teased MMF with cass and az and didn’t deliver. Rude!

10.07.2025 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So insightful. I really appreciate how she approached life after losing weight (if I’m remembering correctly). Learning that your whole life you’ve been treated differently does exactly make the compliments hit like you thought it would.

Bunny is one of my favs too. Have you read Rouge? Also good.

10.07.2025 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love CC I don’t care that it’s slop

10.07.2025 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Starlight should be dead last tho

10.07.2025 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂😂😂😂 so fucking real

10.07.2025 02:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is ACOSF for me

10.07.2025 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We cannot have an honest conversation without acknowledging the depth of this ugliness. The narrative is not *possible* without the authors desire to rip fatphobia to shreds.

TLDR I’m really glad I didn’t listen to the Goodreads reviews 😂 read Bunny!!

09.07.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The uncomfortable truth is that girls have no chance, it is indoctrination from infancy padded with patriarchal standards at large and without the right guidance it consumes endlessly.

Sometimes fat girls hate themselves in earnest because it’s easier to align with the oppressor.

09.07.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It takes that narrative and with it establishes a faceted and frank truth: how early it starts, how it’s driven by desire to be desired and how men play a role in this. How our parents can light the match and our similarly fatphobic friends fan the flames. Etc etc etc

09.07.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Woof where to start. Frankly what stands out is the criticism for the book, for leaning into so called fat sad girl stereotypes but they miss that the book isn’t expressly body positive at all, the narrative is intentionally fatphobic because our mc is and this is how she sees herself and others.

09.07.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You called?

09.07.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe it’s not stupid hot where they’re at idk but that looks refreshing af

09.07.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love Mona so so much this little book healed me

09.07.2025 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I’ll get Cheetos dust on your clean white sheets

09.07.2025 18:36 — 👍 94    🔁 33    💬 9    📌 1

👀 that sounds delicious

09.07.2025 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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