O.o (@glitchlul) — Bluesky Profile

5 hours ago

Holy Ghost VS Pendulum & MC GQ - Baptazia part 2 YouTube video by airloaf

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdI... >.>

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2 days ago

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking”

Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

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3 days ago

This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.

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2 days ago

text reading "4D Beehive Flesh Hole"

there's the hint of something silicone and pink at the bottom

WHAT KIND OF WEIRD CYBERPUNK VIDEODROME SHIT IS THIS?

ARE YOU READY TO ENTER... THE 4D BEEHIVE FLESH HOLE?

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2 days ago

Some kind of vaguely fleshy silicone thing, titled "strong earthquake honey bean"

I'm not going to repost my entire threads of random aliexpress sex toy advertisements.

Instead I'm gonna hop on my motorcycle, pull out my sunglasses, and say my catchphrase and drive off into the sunset.

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2 days ago

Firefighter hoses
are lined with maple
syrup, which mixes with
water to create a
thicker spray that
easily suffocates flames.

Smart.

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2 days ago

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

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2 days ago

Friendships will doom you to a life without drugs or Jesus! Ditch those heathens and befriend God today!

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2 days ago

Can confirm there is wind... accurate gauge is gauging correctly.

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2 days ago

Close up of Batman as seen from his left side. His head is jerking backward. His left hand is seizing like a claw. He thinks, "Ohhh, my chest...! Got to keep going! Can't collapse...!"

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2 days ago

A map of the Strait of Hormuz but instead of trucks taking oil to ships over the desert and ships taking oil to the world - it's renewable energy. I mean sure the strait needs to re-open for all of the other important products and oil is still necessary. But the absurd dependence on it for so much of our lives when better alternatives exist is why shutting the strait works and the world's economy shouldn't have single points of failure that small and easy to impact

Can this be a solution?

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2 days ago

Some beans Americans actually eat

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2 weeks ago

A comic about food art!

-which always gets me in trouble!
(but I think is funny... 😜)

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2 days ago

If more of my emails were this my life would be objectively better for it. Even just like 3 a week with the subject "hjjjhhugghkk" would be great.

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2 days ago

Because of this, it's currently possible to link directly to DDoSecrets.org pages on X/Twitter.

If you're still there, share the wealth of leaks while you can.

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Can this be a solution?

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2 days ago

Lmao, chitown does that shit too

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3 days ago

can this be a solution?

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1 week ago

How I arrived on Bluesky

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3 days ago

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