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Oh! I like the fringe!!

Harsh! (Who is this guy though?)

Are they cute though? Or are they smelly and weird? I need a new name. I panicked. It’s not even true. I’ve never farmed a llama in my life. I’m like that weirdo mutton dude.

Begin from the position that anyone who thinks differently to you is a blithering idiot, and make sure that you make that apparent for any alternative viewpoint, without considering any of its merits. Ensure that you are dripping with contempt for anyone who disagrees. Don’t bother to explain why.

For non fiction: pick random arguments up half way through & then drop them. Give your reader the impression they know where your argument is likely to land, then completely befuddle them by dropping it & picking up a different conclusion, with zero reference to the clear switch in path.

Find me a new name. Llamas suck

I don’t even like llamas.

Anyway, my twitter has now crashed altogether, which is probably A Good Thing.

Very grim situation.

There’s something about the fact that a thread on a tragic event, clarifying journalistic integrity & practices can be posted here, with most of the responses being mature & sensible, while on twitter such a thread would be swarmed.

Those bastard parrots.

I could be a Tawny Frogmouth… but I worry I would always associate my name with the heartbreaking (and completely rigged) defeat….

Right! I need a new handle!

Thoughts, follower peeps?

I like llamas but I don’t farm them, this is too much like false advertising.

But what to go for? Do I continue with strange animal names?

I feel like there should be some option to list handles for other accounts, especially for people like me who stay anonymous and use a range of bizarre animal themed handles. I realise I could maybe put them in my bio… but that feels less mysterious.

Fancied like being a llama this time round 😎

Suuuuuuup! Have missed you!

Sad face.

Can I do a thread? Perhaps. But no gifs…

He has a knowing look in his eyes. Like he has looked fate straight in the face and knows all of what is to come.

Sheep arms. Arms of sheep.

Testing….

This needs gifs.

The only thing I have are these pictures of a disfigured sheep-man