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@semanticsantics.bsky.social

28 - She/Her - Katamari Damacy Any% No Boost Speedrunner, Golgari Swarmlord, and Sina's girlfriend <3 Everybody's born to compete as he chooses But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?

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Latest posts by semanticsantics.bsky.social on Bluesky

Youre literally right. 11 is a good game but it by no means speaks for the series

18.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Favorite one from the starting pile above

16.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Linux project for today was learning to rip CDs from the command line 🀘 Now I get to start downloading my hoard of CDs

16.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@firefoxnightly.bsky.social pleeeease can we get HID support

13.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slotting half c3equalz kiwis, and half mx browns

12.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cursed AF?

12.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does discord deserve for us to not jump ship? They've been making anti-user decisions for how long? There are other VOIP and messaging platforms, other ways to do community, and other options than to give it all to a corporation going public soon.

10.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I got a "Super Bowel" it's called... "My colon"....

08.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish people could use some collective willpower and stop commenting on 6/7. It hasnt gotten any funnier to keep getting interrupted

09.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Theres someone being arrested at the bus stop i need... what do i do lol

05.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No more Smart Appliances my old dishwasher Mongolian Throatsings what could possibly be better

04.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sprayed lemon juice on our bedroom door last night like lamb's blood and the cat finally stopped attacking it at 4am

04.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like yeah writing a cover letter sucks, but its silly to me that people think its a Purposeless Joke

The joke is asking people to do a cover letter for a fucking service job

31.01.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fake fucking Chicago fan

29.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Headline: Time Has Passed

29.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shes gonna have a new ACL soon!

29.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sina is in surgery and I am trying not to be stressed

29.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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L O L

27.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh to finally be on the Information Security side of the team

Telling ignorant sales people No You Cannot Just Give Away Our Data is a new uphill battle

26.01.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜ƒ: and lastly, i'd like to give a special thanks to

(people who just got regular thanks): what the fuck

25.01.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Snapchat needs to spend less time on ai and more time on how to make being in a chat with someone else less fucking awkward

25.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Verge headline: It doesn't matter if Alex Pretty had a gun
by Sarah Jeong

Photo by Steven Garcia depicts several masked law enforcement agents soaked in red light at night

Verge headline: It doesn't matter if Alex Pretty had a gun by Sarah Jeong Photo by Steven Garcia depicts several masked law enforcement agents soaked in red light at night

"Why is it so normal for law enforcement β€” those who are supposed to be keepers of law and order β€” to kill Americans? And why is the only question at the end of the day how much their victims deserved to die?"

Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86745...

25.01.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9506    πŸ” 2916    πŸ’¬ 472    πŸ“Œ 160

Me when Im from Naperville

24.01.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People from Naperville just be saying shit

24.01.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
23.01.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Collin Rugg&@CollinRugg β€’3h
NEW: U.S. Postal Service driver yells at and appears to flip off Border Patrol agents while they were speaking to someone in a Honda Civic in Minnesota.
"Go home, you f*cking losers!" the man yelled as he flipped off the agents.

Collin Rugg&@CollinRugg β€’3h NEW: U.S. Postal Service driver yells at and appears to flip off Border Patrol agents while they were speaking to someone in a Honda Civic in Minnesota. "Go home, you f*cking losers!" the man yelled as he flipped off the agents.

only thing blue line i recognize 🫑

22.01.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9222    πŸ” 1463    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 126
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Tony's gone. Find out what happened today at 5pm ET here: youtu.be/A5rbez4kxSs

21.01.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Hong Shao Rou last night turned out soooooo much better than I could ever imagine

20.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoooooo thats sick 😁

20.01.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How To Go From a Simple Prompt - To An Epic Monster Illustration!
(This is not mindless prompting - you actually have to do the creative direction.)
So, here's how it works. First, I start with a simple prompt:

20.01.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

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