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Ryan Satin

@ryansatin.bsky.social

Head of Satin Productions, writer, former FOX Sports analyst/TMZ Senior Producer, journalist, wrestling enthusiast | Repped by Gersh

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Just watched John Cena’s return at the 2008 Royal Rumble in preparation for tonight and now I’m hyped af.

01.02.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.

01.02.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 28686    πŸ” 8640    πŸ’¬ 783    πŸ“Œ 451

Couldn’t agree with all of this more.

01.02.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A fair question.

01.02.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making the American workforce diverse so there aren’t racial inequities across the country is bad, but telling black people and all minorities they’re inferior at every job isn’t.

Yeah okay, racists.

01.02.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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December 31, 2024 vs January 31, 2025

01.02.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservatives were incredibly mad about being forced to treat trans people like they exist, yet now they’re proving why it was necessary - because they’re literally trying to force trans people out of existence.

31.01.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

12.12.2024 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5505    πŸ” 1071    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 261

You’ll love it

07.12.2024 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re a millennial who misses good comedy movies being put in theaters, go out of your way to see Y2K.

A great original idea, awesome soundtrack and hilarious script.

You’ll regret it if you wait to watch on streaming.

07.12.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It sucks that when people talk about bands from the early 2000s, not enough people praise Finch. What it is to Burn is a masterpiece of the time.

06.12.2024 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Why aren’t more people talking about the possibility that Skeleton Crew might be a Captain EO origin story?

04.12.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy how you can just lie about literally anything now and there’s a group of desperate for attention fucks on the Internet who won’t care.

04.12.2024 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seth Rollins; the voice of reason in WWE.

03.12.2024 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly where my head is at with this line of thinking lol

02.12.2024 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t been this excited and simultaneously nervous about an episode of RAW in awhile.

The buildup for New Days’s 10-year anniversary screams major angle alert and I’m ready to see what happens, but at the same time, I’m also very not ready.

02.12.2024 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think these will be four of the matches at WrestleMania next year?

- GUNTHER vs John Cena
- Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton
- Roman Reigns vs The Rock
- Seth Rollins vs CM Punk

02.12.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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(wrestling fan unhooking your bra) This is awesome! *clap 5x* This is awesome! *clap5x*

01.12.2024 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice little nod to the past here, with Raquel reacting to still being a step behind Bianca and Rhea after losing.

#WarGames #SurvivorSeries

01.12.2024 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nakamura beating LA Knight for the US title was 100% the right call.

Shinsuke’s renewed push would’ve been dead in the water had he lost, and Knight is better on the chase since he’s so good at getting fans to rally behind him.

#SurvivorSeries

01.12.2024 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Can’t remember the last person to come in with as much hype as Jacob Fatu only to live up to it in every way possible.

30.11.2024 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This would make no sense since she lost the match for a new title because of it.

30.11.2024 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catching up on SmackDown before Survivor Series. They really want you to think Bayley attacked Jade, but it’s gotta be a returning Charlotte Flair right?

30.11.2024 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

29.11.2024 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
26.11.2024 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure if that video continues there’s me telling him to fuck off and that it wasn’t THAT bad.

hbk vs hulk levels of overselling by ryan here.

24.11.2024 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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