The Donk

I will never forget The Steaming Advertisement Volume war of 2025

I'll take your word for it. Canceled Disney+

"That's one small step for man,
One giant leap for mankind"

Oh hey, was anyone fired or canceled last week for quoting things Jane Goodall actually said?

No?

K

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I don't know how sexually demonic Bad Bunny is, but do know 3 things to be true...

1) This photo of suspected pipe bomber was taken Jan 5, 2021
2) That bin is 32" tall, and
3) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall

ICE-IS ISIS

👏EXECUTIVE
👏ORDERS
👏ARE
👏NOT
👏LAWS

Can't. Composing 3 marriage proposals

We're all born atheists

I was lucky enough to be raised one

There was a time, before the internet, we all just assumed that a lack of information is what lead to ignorant, insufferable douchebags

Yeah, nah...it wasn't that

"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"

- The Find Out

a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a shirt that says i 'm a bean ALT: a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a shirt that says i 'm a bean

I miss the days when an over-exuberant scream at a political rally would end a person's career

a close up of a man 's face with a beard and mustache smiling . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard and mustache smiling .

With zero self-awareness, Pete Hennessy said the military can't be fat or bearded...in front of a fat president and a bearded vice president

Since the guv'ment is all shut down n shit...

...taxes won't be taken outta my paycheck, right?

RIGHT???

AS THE US GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN, IT'S GOING TO PROP UP ARGENTINA WITH THE TARIFF MONEY YOU AND THE PENGUINS PAID FOR GROCERIES AND GAS

READ THAT AGAIN

As the US government shuts down, it's going to prop up Argentina with the tariff money you and the penguins paid for groceries and gas

Read that again

Impeccable timing

YouTube video by TizzyEnt UPDATE: the gentleman who threatened to release Speaker Mike Johnson's Grindr account

This guy, scared shitless and rightfully so, has given his Mike Johnson/Grindr receipts to multiple sources and a reporter so that he doesn’t get Epsteined. If this proves to be real, I’ll also donate to his legal fees.
#ProudBlue
#Pinks #MikeJohnson #Grindr

youtube.com/shorts/3gB-k...

Goddammit!

All the wrong people are dying

I have no doubt that Pete Hennessy and Shamussolini are frantically trying to find him and fire him

Can't. Researching how to mainline a video

Wild that an alcoholic Fox news weekend host, wearing more makeup than his wife, just lectured a room full of 800 military leaders, with 24,000 collective years of experience...

...about how to be a "real man"

Welp, it's Wednesday...LET'S FUKEN GOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Um, mom?

MOM!!!

I asked grandpa how he likes his new nursing home

1000 words

Imagine being the person who made the decision to lose $306M in annual revenue

His Grindr profile is gonna be 🔥

(side note: I'm a little 👀 that autocorrect didn't even question the spelling of 'Grindr' without the 'e')

As ex-military, this is the response I'd expect after being talked at by an alcoholic Fox news weekend host cosplaying as Captain America