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Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees Woke = Not a Dick You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Probably an unrelated factoid...sulfuric acid dissolves bone
15.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes downright cruel"
- The Find Out
"I barely knew this Epstein guy. Maybe I met him once or twice"
- DJT
"exceptions for Military, Disability, Illness, or Travel"
Sooooo...the currently existing exceptions? Cool
Also, he didn't write this. 'Articulated' and 'irrefutable' aren't in his famously 73 IQ vocabluary
For a man 6'8", he has a shorter spine than Lady G
13.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This reminds me of another color-coded map
13.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
The can gets it
13.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 04 decades of grooming will do that
13.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1It's even more disgraceful when you find out she was once one of them
12.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
The lack of even basic high school level competency in this administration is absolutely mind-bending
12.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sometimes cartoons get it completely wrong
His stream hasn't been that strong for 30 years
CBS News: Super Bowl Halftime viewership
2026 Bad Bunny - 135 million
2025 Kendrick Lamar - 133 million
2024 Usher - 123 million
2023 Rihanna - 121 million
2026 All American Circle Jerk - 4 million
11.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Imagine explaining how a foreign language upsets you...
...using a language that originated in a foreign country
OK senator and angriest Oompa-Loompa, MarkWayneBillyJoeJimBob admits he's never been on a big boy train
11.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It occurred to me that if everyone just registered as Rs today, they wouldn't know how to gerrymander, and when all those Rs vote D, the entire republican machine would glitch out, like a robot with conflicting directives
10.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I fear Massie is about to be diagnosed with Acute SVD*
*Sudden Vertical Deceleration
Live today like no dickhead can snuff your spark
10.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Short list of halftime performers:
Rihanna (Barbados)
The Weeknd (Canada)
Shakira (Colombia)
Coldplay (UK)
The Rolling Stones (UK)
Paul McCartney (UK)
Shania Twain (Canada)
U2 (Ireland/UK)
Phil Collins (UK)
Bad Bunny (American)
Just admit your outrage was about Spanish speaking brown people
Oh, nothing, just a random split second panning shot of Pedro Pascal as an extra in the halftime show
09.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I shit you not...I still don't know who won the Super Bowl
Sure, I could google it, but I'm kinda proud of my ignorance
Weird...some old pedo yelled at me on the socials that it was the worst halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl
Who to believe
09.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Imagine being more outraged at 15 minutes of Spanish music than 3 decades of men r@ping children
09.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Two Super Bowl halftime shows, you say
08.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0It's an absolute head-scratcher how a famously racist man-baby "accidentally" posted a racist video of two people who live rent free in the dilapidated apartment on his neck
08.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Planet of the Rapes: The Foreseen Conclusion"
07.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
Publishing the names was the first step
We still have a thousand miles to reach accountability
#EpsteinFiles
Don't go near the stairs, Bill
06.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0The irony of so many kiddie-touchers thinking they'd forever be untouchable
#EpsteinFiles
