@trelkins

@trelkins

@trelkins.bsky.social

AKA Aggie's Revenge. Historian, museum guy, old Marine, Jack of all trades master of none, Girl Dad, ABD but resigned from the PhD game, a double land locked lover of the sea, Parrothead, and Trophy Husband.

109 Followers 250 Following 45 Posts Joined Jul 2023
5 months ago
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The Pretender YouTube video by Jackson Browne - Topic

Are you there?
Say a prayer for the pretender
Who started out so young and strong
Only to surrender

youtube.com/watch?v=SqRv...

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7 months ago

Somethings are worth 30 days in the brig.

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8 months ago

@thespaceshipper.com

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10 months ago

By comparison, that is about 1/5 of the National Archives annual budget.

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10 months ago

His balls haven't even dropped yet.

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10 months ago
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10 months ago

In all fairness, he is quite apt at getting millions to scream "Jesus Fucking Christ" at the same time .

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10 months ago
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Cold beer, just sitting back and enjoying the view and then some jackass has to play Florida Georgia Line.

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11 months ago

A little secret, so are us Dad's.

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11 months ago

Every single time.

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11 months ago

You got a permit for those?

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11 months ago

Again???

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11 months ago

Quite possibly one of the best books on the Corps.

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11 months ago
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Best Scrabble draw ever!

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11 months ago
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Hell yes!

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11 months ago

Kansas Legislature has already weaponized it against their own constituents.

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1 year ago
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a man in a superhero costume stands in a storm ALT: a man in a superhero costume stands in a storm

I mean, for all of his hatred, Magneto knew how to deal with Nazis.

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1 year ago
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a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32

1st 2 episodes of #Daredevil are

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1 year ago

Hopefully, the bullet keyholed before it hit.

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1 year ago
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Pure Country - Chicken Shit Quote YouTube video by EscapedBunnySlippers

A 20+ year old movie nails it perfectly. youtu.be/3GTLM89pN0A?...

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1 year ago

Compared to the straight razors that preceeded it, safety razor was quite the name.

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1 year ago
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a man wearing a yellow sweater and suspenders is smiling and says git in ma belleh ALT: a man wearing a yellow sweater and suspenders is smiling and says git in ma belleh

Between the winter weather hibernation and stress easting, I've put on 4 lbs since Jan. 1. Not much I know but I really feel like Fat Bastard right now.

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1 year ago

I got winded just looking at that map.

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1 year ago
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a close up of a woman with makeup on her face and the words `` well , how ' bout that ? '' ALT: a close up of a woman with makeup on her face and the words `` well , how ' bout that ? ''

Dear OPM

Here are my accomplishments of last week.

1) Took a jump to the left
2) Took a step to the right
3) Put my hands on my hips
4)Brought my knees in tight.
5) Completed the pelvic thrust that really drove me insane.

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1 year ago

Whoa whoa whoa... let's not get crazy here. Just getting it to the kitchen is a win.

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1 year ago

T&P for your grocery bill!

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1 year ago
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a man sitting on a couch with the words i have eight different bosses right now . ALT: a man sitting on a couch with the words i have eight different bosses right now .

Idiocracy has faded into Office Space.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

And *POOF* Twitter is deleted, dead and gone to me.

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1 year ago

I can see an entire Parks and Recs episode of Tom and Jean Raphio trying to talk Ron into this.

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