Elpie, CEO of Bull****

Forced to work, born to hot glue myself to things by accident.

Trying to bring Cher's "I am a rich man" energy to making shit myself instead of adding things to cart.

I love the sheer number of functional humans talking about their journaling ecosystem, what works for them, the ideal setup—and all my mind will spit at me is ‘hate lined book. Hate.’

I either need a blank page or a grid. #journaling

If this is the thing that gets me back into writing fanfiction, I will simply resign myself to learning a sport. 😭

I read the hockey romance. It’s got a hockey tv show. It is ruining my life. #heatedrivalry

Anything can be junk journaled if you have enough glue.

#junkjournaling

Update, I finished the wee frog.
#knitting #knitfrog

So I finally picked up the pattern to make tiny knit frogs so my mother and I can trade them with each other.

This is my first knitting project.

I’m so scared of ruining my cute tweed yarn that I’ve started making a larger f*** it frog to suffer all of my mistakes.

#knitting #audacity

😂😂😂

A friend gave me her rainbow maker because I’m a Large Fan of refracted light.

So naturally I had to play with the prism.

Be my cootie catcher. Decide my fate.

Am I reading:
- Hockey romance
- Hitman romance
- I don’t remember what this is but the cover has serial killer vibes

Someone please explain to me why I can’t finish any of the 237 books on my TBR, but I can absolutely spare 20 minutes for every single garbage ‘it turns out my husband is actually the secret heiress and also a unicorn’ acting hell kerfuffle video on my Instagram feed. 😭

Eternally torn between ‘I like my mess where it is’ and overstimulated wailing noises.

This close to getting ‘lens cap!’ tattooed on my pointer finger.

They Deal With the Consequences

Players have specified that there is a 7-Eleven in town. Is it blatant favoritism if I give advantages to whichever player grabs me a Slurpee on the way to session? 👀 #ttrpg #kidsonbikes

So I just got this from my mom.

Oh, the anxiety.

We got to the ‘create some rumors’ bit of collaborative world building and had to go more than one round because EVERYONE had something shady to say about the Mayor.

This man knows no peace.

#ttrpg #kidsonbikes

A handful of the players have read my horror writing. The others told me to scare them shitless as long as there are funny bits.

I can hear the Looney Toons theme playing in my head.

I can’t tell you how simultaneously excited and terrified I am to be DMing for the first time.

#ttrpg #kidsonbikes

With every headline I see, it amazes me more and more that no one’s done an edgy phonk remix of Yakkety Sax.

An embroidered portrait of Chappell Roan in progress, mostly sketched design with a messy explosion of thread on the left side. Soon, it will (hopefully) look like fluffy hair.

Turkey work and punch needle are the most aggressively ‘trust the process’ crafts I think I’ve ever practiced.
#embroidery #turkeywork #portraitembroidery

four panel black and white doodle comic with a person and their cat. panel 1, the cat yells, "I WANT!". panel 2 the person says "What do you want". panel 3, the cat stops and stares blankly. panel 4, the cat yells "I WANT" again

what do you want

A fluffy dilute calico has plopped herself right on top of her foodgiver’s craft desk to gaze judgmentally at a barely-begun embroidery project of Chappell Arian’s face. The desk is littered with various craft and stationery supplies in loud colors and a hoop clamp no one is using.

I haven’t picked up an embroidery project in a minute, so this morning I started a portrait of Chappell Roan.

Guess who IMMEDIATELY sat on my detail snips?

#embroidery #portraitembroidery #chappellroan #craftdesk #creativespace

A fluffy dilute calico sniffs a stack of colorful library books on a wooden coffee table.

Show me your latest #libraryhaul 💕

I like the organization it lets you handle. I have a personal one and one that I’ve set up for the trading post.

That’s over at @goblintradingpost.bsky.social if you’d like it.