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@kelsey.bsky.social

Here bc @daniel 🫠 made me

371 Followers  |  46 Following  |  82 Posts  |  Joined: 18.01.2023  |  1.7394

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😑😑😑

17.11.2024 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chopping all my hair off and telling the guy at the menards paint counter that β€œI dont normally look like this”

11.05.2024 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tomato in Shell πŸ…πŸš

14.11.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Married

08.10.2024 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kittie Heaven πŸ˜‡

14.11.2024 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
total solar eclipse

total solar eclipse

everything dark

everything dark

me in awe & cheesin

me in awe & cheesin

beforehand through eclipse glasses

beforehand through eclipse glasses

ozark mountain eclipse

08.04.2024 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
black kitty with flour on her face

black kitty with flour on her face

chef living up to her name

05.05.2024 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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northern lights boy // northern lights cow

11.05.2024 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@kelsey.bsky.social has been trying to convince our cats that danny devito is their father by repeatedly pointing to this pillow and saying β€œpapa”

04.01.2024 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

When i* 🀠

02.10.2023 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@dholms.xyz when mosey into his office while working

02.10.2023 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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6in Italian herb and cheese with roast beef bacon onion provolone then toasted; lettuce, spinach, jalapeΓ±os, cucumber, pickles ONE tomato slice. Salt pepper oregano. I will send it back.

24.08.2023 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no one talks about how buying a watermelon is one of the most luxurious things someone in their 20s can do

21.08.2023 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
a playlist with the songs: wii shop channel, wii sports, coconut mall, wii turn up, radioactive

a playlist with the songs: wii shop channel, wii sports, coconut mall, wii turn up, radioactive

everybody's got that playlist guaranteed to set the mood 😏

22.08.2023 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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calling up social security just for ambience to get deep work done

hanging up the second they pick up

08.08.2023 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Chef leans casually on a Toe for extra cozy support πŸ’—

30.07.2023 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fireflies xkcd.com/2802

15.07.2023 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1176    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 23

does relaxing stuff to relax gf
does stressful stuff to relax bf

20.07.2023 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!

15.07.2023 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2227    πŸ” 575    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 19
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I don’t realize how much I enjoy recipe meals until @dholms.xyz is out of town.

Plz come back and make me chicken Risotto 🫠

12.07.2023 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am, what like to call, a β€œsustenance meal” cook. Meaning I usually just make sure a meal has protein, carb, fat. Even if it looks or tastes a bit wonky.
@dholms.xyz on the other hand is a β€œrecipe meal” cook. He likes to make his signature recipes and try out new ones often.

12.07.2023 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think i read this one tbh

02.06.2023 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

now that there’s some distance I can finally admit, I was an animorph when I was a kid. I don’t like to talk about it because I got stuck as a turtle for 3 years

02.06.2023 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3
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reading baudrillard to kitty as she eats alone because we had to separate her from the other kitty cause she was eating his food & getting chubby

07.06.2023 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

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