Sweary Carrie

I wonder if Fazoli’s thinks about me as much as I think about them. 🍝🥖

I sure hope we get one in Iowa City soon.

How tf do some businesses get by using the wrong version of ‘stationery’?! Like, it’s your main product and now I can’t trust anything else you say. (This is not a post about exercise equipment.)

Looking forward to seeing photos of the [no]ball[s]room being demolished in future history books.

I can’t believe nobody is calling out Shitler’s pisspoor AI image. Like, you didn’t even get the mask right, bruh.

Shower thoughts: If Tylenol causes autism now, does that mean vaccinations are cool again?

I don’t think women should be able to have abortions… unless they have a very, VERY good reason. Like, they’re pregnant and they don’t want to be, and it’s none of your goddamn business.

🙀!!👏👏👏.

A woman wearing a sage colored shirt that says "waiting patiently for the obituary" with a retro style woman sipping a martini

Waitin' with Satan

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Omfg, ikr?! 😆🫶

😆 Always a pleasure to meet another Sweary Carrie! 👋 from Iowa!!

I have a foul-mouthed friend in Michigan you might enjoy: @jeckleberryhunt.bsky.social !

I heard someone refer to Shitler’s makeup as taco seasoning and I can’t stop thinking about that.

Really trying not to think about it though, because I hate that dude, and it’s sooo offensive. (To tacos.)

Anyone know if RFKJ is in charge of King Shitler’s rapidly declining health conditions?
🤞🤞 #fdt #shitler #rfkj #americanhealthcaresystem

Weird how there’s sh!tloads of funding to investigate miscarriages and ab0rtions, yet not enough to test all the backlogged rape kits.
#endthebacklog

Thank you for sharing!! Glad you love all your goodies!! 🫶

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Mr. Rogers would be so disappointed in y’all. #fdt

A cute penguin holding a bloody knife. The penguin is wearing a star-shaped button that says FDT. The penguin is dark blue and frowning, and is set on a light blue background.

I’ve been thinking about penguins a lot lately. Created this design.

(Shared with me anonymously on IG)

President Stump is basically Temu H!tler.

Reminder: Motherfucking joy is a form of resistance.

Bernie wouldn’t have killed the pope.