@maxbenign.bsky.social
I like disco, death metal, and wildflowers, for starters. He/they. MKE.
Norman Rockwell's famous painting "Guy Standing Up in Town Hall"
I don't think we should depend on the afterlife to punish those currently in power
16.04.2025 15:58 β π 262 π 51 π¬ 3 π 1You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.
04.11.2025 12:36 β π 88 π 25 π¬ 0 π 2For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
03.11.2025 15:45 β π 3509 π 533 π¬ 12 π 8ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
Brilliant orange leaves of a maple tree contrasting with a mix of yellow, faded green and dark green foliage. Red and yellow leaves scattered on a curved fallen trunk in the foreground. Dude it's just fucken pretty.
Beavers?!? In MY Milwaukee??? Several trees, some standing and some fallen, with circular grooves in the trunk from gnawing beavers. Ground is covered in fallen leaves, background bright yellow leaves still on trees.
Riverside trail with thin border of short grass right at the water's edge. Still water reflecting pale sky and bare and leafy trees on a left to right slant. Framed so the river's edge forms a straight line from top to bottom of shot.
Making the nature scene.
03.11.2025 00:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A Bro and His Dog
The Bro That Shouted "Love" at the Heart of the World
I Have No Bro, and I Must Scream
"Repent, Bro!" Said the Ticktockman
Love Ain't Nothing But Bro Misspelled
Dudebro Stories
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
02.11.2025 15:23 β π 6415 π 972 π¬ 39 π 41Just do not search "moomins" on Metal Archives is all I will say about this, and if you do, I warned ya.
02.11.2025 17:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Last RT reminded me that The big professional baseball league in the Netherlands is called Honkbal Hoofdklasse.
Honkbal Hoofdklasse.
Honkbal Hoofdklasse!
One might be tempted to think Honkbal Overgangklasse is even klassier because is gangs over, but no, Honkbal Hoofdklasse is the Hoofdest.
On a frigid night in February 1535, a group of Anabaptists ran naked through Amsterdam and shouted "Woe to the godless!" Public nakedness symbolized to the faithful innocence before God, and was also common in MΓΌnster; the men who refused to put on clothes were executed, and the women who refused were drowned. (The sword and naked walkers left the Dutch language with two new words, zwaardlopers and naaklopers.)
βThe sword and naked walkers left the Dutch language with two new words, zwaardlopers and naaklopers.β
Iβm sorry but I refuse to believe that Dutch is real
Something's comin' over
Something's comin' over
Something's comin' over me
My baby's got a secret
Can you clue me in on this?
02.11.2025 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sense memory of 'Tony, who *was* big enough to make the jump but couldn't see too good. He would signal his intent by poking my thigh with his claws until he was sure the way was clear. Ow.
02.11.2025 16:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"If Charlie Parker was a gunslinger, there'd be a whole lot of dead copycats"
02.11.2025 16:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs Iβd read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
in this thread post songs by bands about other bands www.youtube.com/watch?v=trXe...
02.11.2025 15:33 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 27 π 1
Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.
02.11.2025 01:27 β π 6071 π 617 π¬ 57 π 32The grottiness of the looped lizardmen clips is so great. Do they always do "Love Will Tear Us Apart" in the intro!?
02.11.2025 14:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Go Brewers
02.11.2025 04:22 β π 32 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0games 8 and 9 are gonna be nuts
21.10.2025 03:06 β π 593 π 44 π¬ 2 π 1telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
31.10.2025 14:35 β π 422 π 74 π¬ 2 π 0
"My Grandma would want me to fight them." I have loved Lynda Barry cartoons for 40 years. Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/31/o...
MUSIC, YELLING, LAUGHING
MUSIC, YELLING, LAUGHING
Another favorite, just for her expression
01.11.2025 19:28 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0something rong there, you wreckon?
English: a glorious bricolage, a beautiful thousand year patchwork, also very stupid
It's Time
01.11.2025 16:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I get this same feeling taking huffs of fish sauce
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