Pere UwU

Pere UwU

@maxbenign.bsky.social

I like disco, death metal, and wildflowers, for starters. He/they. MKE.

269 Followers 392 Following 2,058 Posts Joined Sep 2023
13 hours ago
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Jonathan Frakes beyond belief clips played at half speed make him sound like a drunk dude at the bar YouTube video by Geriatric_Millennial

when the going gets tough, the tough break out Slow Frakes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wY...

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4 hours ago

Dracula: Ken and loving it

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2 days ago
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The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

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1 day ago

Day of the Rains

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1 year ago
Pnine Pnins (GEDDIT)

PNINE PNINS

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6 days ago

i don't get it. you can lift at the gym. being a softhanded scribe is like the pinnacle of civilized life, tens of thousands of generations of your ancestors would have murdered to be a softhanded scribe

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6 days ago

a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes

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5 days ago

Over the holidays I played Legos with my 4-year-old nephew and I watched him round up all the sparkly crystalline bricks while whispering to himself “Beautiful. Beautiful. Only beautiful things” and this has become a permanent part of my lexicon

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4 days ago

Had a similar queasy epiphany while walking the dog this morning along the lines of "These are the guys trying to convince us gender is innate and immutable??? THESE posers and palookas? No WONDER they're trying to legislate it so hard."

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9 months ago
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
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6 days ago
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Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

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1 week ago

All detectives jam econo h/t @artofcoop.bsky.social

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1 week ago
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Fruupp - Gormenghast YouTube video by David James

I don't know, but can I interest you in some languid, spacey prog?

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1 week ago

Salò, or the (120) Days of Summer

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1 week ago

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

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1 week ago

people who used to gripe about "participation trophies" are strangely silent now that everyone in the media wins a Fell For It Again Award every single day.

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1 year ago

Unfortunately it's 30-50 rough beasts and your children are playing in the yard

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1 year ago

If it was me I’d shoot the rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem. Simply not interested in seeing where that goes.

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1 week ago

"The children are always ours, you assholes"- James Baldwin if he said "you assholes" more

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1 week ago

My exemption to The War on Cars

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1 week ago

A few years back I decided TOO DARK PARK is a killer "summer jams" record. The fast parts have got that bounce, a freaky kind of giddiness. Like a video of a bunch of industo-goth teens dancing by a fountain to gabber, you know?

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1 week ago
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Music to Read By Is This Still Cool? The Tear Garden - The Last Man To Fly Nettwerk Productions Ltd. Released: 1992 The gist: Legendary Pink Dots/Skinny Puppy side project records the great overlooked psychedelic...

*Ogre, I guess lol.

As far as collaborations go, I will go to the mattresses for LAST MAN TO FLY, the greatest psychedelic rock album of the 90s.

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1 week ago

I'm a big fan of CLEANSE, FOLD & MANIPULATE - I love the way it thickens and enfilths the more stark and skeletal sound of their earlier albums. And one of Nivek's peak vocal perfomances imo.

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2 weeks ago

*californiacation voice

It’s American century of humiliation

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1 week ago

How big of a dick does one have to be to make Andrew Carnegie look like the People's Hero

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1 week ago

I'm tired, it's snowing, and we're ruled by a slavering senile bloodcult of godless Christians and bible-thumping nihilists...but I have Say She She tickets tonight.

So fuck it, I'm going dancing

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1 week ago

kill 👏 the 👏 children 👏 legally 👏

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1 week ago
Charlie Haden, Ornette Coleman, Ed Blackwell, Don Cherry

if the free jazz quartets upright bass player looks like this you are about to die in that pit

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1 week ago
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The Locust Years YouTube video by Hammers of Misfortune - Topic

Please remain seated as the spectacle repeats itself
Ad nauseum (that's Latin for "relentless")

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1 week ago
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Everybody Lay Down YouTube video by Pat Benatar - Topic

I love her all the way into the 90s. Like, why was I listening to Siamese Dream instead of this?

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