Scenario 2:
Schumer, Jeffries, & Democratic party leadership are complicit in the destruction of the US constitutional system, and are serving as controlled opposition, with no intention of serving anyone other than their puppetmasters.
Which is it, @democrats.org?
There are 2 possible scenarios in play that are clear to anyone outside the DC bubble.
Scenario 1:
@schumer.senate.gov & @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
are incapable of anything beyond strongly-worded posts, and should be replaced by leadership with the spine to fight Trump's authoritarianism.
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Trump being dead is just a rumor, and I don't think we should be spreading rumors.
We should stick to spreading facts.
Fact: Donald Trump is a rapist and pedophile.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Oh hai!
I recommend the lobster bisque.
Here's your annual reminder that Elf on a Shelf exists to make children normalize living in a surveillance state.
Elf on a Shelf is Santa's Stasi.
I don't get it either.
They sure as hell wouldn’t go through all this for some random robbery victim on Fordham Rd.
They’d give the case to some rookie detective and say “Here, see what you can do with this.”
NYC police chief on CEO shooting:
“We have the drones up. We have aviation out. We have canine out. An incident like this happens — we don’t spare any expense.”
I guess they *do* spare the expense when the victim isn't a rich white CEO.
Wow...this new k-drama is spicy.
Your annual PSA:
When going out shopping on Black Friday, make sure you have your phones in landscape mode when recording the brawls that break out.
Your daily dose of puppy.
I ended up looking this up. He got the nickname because he was captain of his HS football team.
For all the new people who came over from the hellscape:
Hi, I'm Mike. I'll be posting lots of social commentary, dog pictures (I mean, have you SEEN how cute my puppy is?), and the occasional thirst trap.
Welcome to the party!
Your annual reminder that as great of a song as it is, "Zombie" by The Cranberries has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Halloween.
Captain Lou Albano was the One True Mario.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Here...have some aww.
Paywalled.
Sheeeeit...if I controlled the weather I would have taken them out years ago. (although I'm not Jewish)
Lara Trump's new song makes Yoko Ono sound like Streisand.
Typical GOP playbook.
1968: Nixon asks S. Vietnam to stall peace talks to sabotage Humphrey, promises a better deal if he wins the election.
1980: Reagan makes a backdoor deal w/Iran to hold the hostages to sabotage Carter. Released minutes after inauguration. Iran-Contra starts not long after.
All they need to sort it out are a grizzled space captain with a heart of gold, an inept but well-meaning first mate, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor, and a sweet innocent farm girl.
www.theguardian.com/science/arti...
She's clearly a shill for Big Parma.
The conspiracy theorists were sooooo close to being right.
From the Trump Access Hollywood recording:
"And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'"
Some things have suddenly become very clear in retrospect.
"I might not know how to spell 'potato', but at least I never fucked a couch."
- Dan Quayle, probably
Do you think JD Vance gets aroused whenever he passes by an Ikea?
I haven't seen someone so blatantly exploit somebody's death since Eric Clapton released "Tears in Heaven".
IT support people around the world dipping into the emergency stash today.
The real reason Trump picked JD Vance:
They only have to change two letters from the last campaign's signs.
If Convict Trump had been in a prison cell where he belongs, he wouldn't have gotten shot.
