Wondering Gnomad

Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God

A painting of a bird beside the text "one time we should try listening to the fuckin' smart people"

All of this. It teaches us to be kind, be curious, and ask questions. That’s it.

Truer words have never been spoken.

The people who claim we’re in an “echo chamber” are literally trying to imprison everyone who disagrees with them.

Well, this is f***ing cool as hell!

That book is life changing, in the best possible way.

15 years?! Whoa.

Why Shopping Local This Indie Bookstore Day Is More Important Than Ever Several independent book store owners are encouraging people to go out to their local independent bookstores to buy some novels to help celebrate Independent Bookstore Day and keep independent busines...

Need an excuse to buy more books? Now you have one! Saturday is Indie Bookstore Day! Show your favorite indie some love.

This is the way.

Maybe it’s just me, but the words, “I want universal healthcare,” do not remotely sound like, “tariff the F out of penguins so I can continue to lose what minuscule amount of money I have saved for later in life”.

I couldn’t agree more. That show is *chef’s kiss*.

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and catalogued and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like :) 📚❤️

Mister Rogers and Big Bird on the set of Sesame Street. Photo courtesy: Muppet History.

Today is Mister Rogers' birthday.
Today is Big Bird's birthday.
And spring has officially sprung.

A beautiful day in the neighborhood, indeed.

Daughter: “Mom, what would you do if you had a penis for a day?”
Me: “I’d probably get a raise.”

Allegedly.

Preach. My armpits are sweating just thinking about it.

Fables really had me believing people would be out here learning the error of their ways from doing bad things

I remember going to the Redwoods in Fall 2016, then again in Spring 2017. Funding had been cut for NPS in January 2017. The effect that had in just a couple months time was noticeable. I can’t even imagine what it will be like now. These rangers are so vital to every park and monument.

That’s exactly what I was screaming inside my head!

I mentioned the importance of the CCC and FDR to our current infrastructure in a conversation last week with someone 20 years my senior. They had no idea what I was talking about, but said they appreciate being able to navigate through our National Parks.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Day one of Black History Month, more important than ever. 🩵
#blackhistorymonth

It’s like a male version of Dolores Umbridge with useless decrees being put into place each day. Completely out of touch with reality, and enjoys cruelty on a level that is physically making me ill.

That’s exactly what I just said! You done gone and pissed off the pacifists.

Done!

I’m in your camp. I tried to get into it and just could not for the life of me.

Absolutely

F this timeline.

Wait…isn’t that just the mug shot with a dash of Photoshop inner glow?!?