Lu 🫒

ich muss wissen ob Bruder dann Ehre gezeigt und Piep gesagt hat!

43 and he wants her to have his children?? does he even have any healthy swimmers left? does he even get it up still? oh hell no

My mom still has my grandma's recipe book. Her famous Vanillekipfel (a type of German cookies) were cut from a magazine probably from the 60s-70s. at least 1/2 of the recipes are the same lol

Japanese sure is hard but just bc something is hard to learn doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't try to learn it

yes

I heard through the grapevine that my dad had an accident while loading his trailer and fucked up both his knees.
We haven't spoken in 2 years but I know I'm expected to reach out...
But idk if I wanna open that door for him again.

klassisches Norddeutsches Gespräch

du hast den doch dann in den Arm genommen oder? sag mir dass du die in den Arm nehmen darfst!

My cat won't let me sleep bc my hair is dirty and he keeps licking it!!
This boy is so displeased with my hygiene he's washing me himself 😭

ich habe ähnlich beschissene Geschenke von meinen 3 Stiefmüttern bekommen. Das würde nahelegen, dass die sexuelle Ausrichtung auf Männer zu schlechtem Geschmack bei Geschenken führt oder damit korreliert

Mamas Nachbarin hat ein räudiges Häkelset geschenkt gekriegt, das ich nun fertig stellen soll & ich fluche vor mich hin.

Mama: Naja, der [Schenker] ist halt auch schwul.
ich: häh?
Mama: Na, die haben doch immer mal so merkwürdige Ideen.
ich: schlechte Geschenke haben nix mit der Sexualität zu tun!

'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!'

You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:

I had a costume pic flagged where I wore a beige dress. I just took a peek and it has still not been unflagged. I dont use Tumblr anymore

Die Feier wurde tatsächlich noch angenehm als ich mit alten Freunden über meinen nicht-abweisenden und aus der Freundesgruppe ausgeschlossene Vater ablästern konnte. Vielleicht ein merkwürdiges Bonding Thema aber sehr wohltuend.

Silberhochzeit.
"...Und heute hat ja jeder 2. ADHS!!" (abfällig)
Ich, diagnostiziert mir 25 weil mÄdChEn kRiEgEn kEiN AdHs, drehe meinen Kopf zum Gespräch. Meiner Mutter mittendrin ist es sichtlich unangenehm was die Gesprächspartnerin da von sich gibt. Ich sage nichts.

Start a new crochet project. R2 of the pattern makes 0 sense. trytrytry to fix it somehow. it still makes 0 sense. give up, write an email to the creator, go to bed.

good night

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Die Bäume hängen rappelvoll und keiner geht hier pflücken. Die Brombeeren verdorren legit am Strauch und im Laden kosten sie 4€! Was ist denn nur los mit den Leuten??

Samstag gibt's Pflaumenkuchen!

damn, those bruises! roach put in his all for that hoodie. guess it's really important to him 😂

something in me says he would walk around naked in the flat just to rile Ghost up

god damn psycho face! I love him so much. I bet that's how he looks at soap sucking him off! 😂❤️

I was just informed that my little sister (11yo) has started crocheting all by herself 🥹

I have to make her copies of all my patterns!!

ohh what about not body swap but size swap. I wanna see a big bulky roach swooping an unsuspecting Ghost whenever he wants. Just swoop, smooch, shwupp back on the floor!

why did I read hoody as body and thought this was some body swap thing? 🙃 FFS brain!

what does he even have to cope with?? What's impacting HIM??

Mactavish will yell RILEY across the barracs and both will turn their heads ❤️

I feel like he hasn't even asked his wife to try specific things he's interested in. the "she had her wild phase" part sounds too general for her to have shut him down on something specific, am I wrong?

ohh I can't wait till you get to Porco Rosso. it's my favourite!! 🐷❤️

I graduated top of the year in HS but for the live of me can't obtain a proper bachelors or trade degree. I'm lucky that I had people willing to see my skills and work ethic and who thought of me when there were good jobs available

Lying would actually get him further than whatever this is