nettle's Avatar

nettle

@nettlebear.online.bsky.social

hobby artist + funny bear | 27 | he/they | ๐Ÿ”ž viewer discretion advised

175 Followers  |  174 Following  |  256 Posts  |  Joined: 06.02.2024  |  1.6938

Latest posts by nettlebear.online on Bluesky

hell naw theyre doing analog horror at the pool

07.11.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Sangheiliใƒ†ใ‚ฏใ‚นใƒใƒฃใƒผwip

07.11.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the episode that ends with "big shot" permanently etched into my mind

07.11.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

what if i was a fatass dragon

06.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't.

Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.

05.11.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7277    ๐Ÿ” 1579    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 163

weezer used the buddy holly riff 1 time in that whole song. talk about a judicious use of power

05.11.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 05.11.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 643    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bit created and put to bed almost immediately. no notes

04.11.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bugs bunny's femboy fuck and suck castle and bonus rough trade castle for the NES (kemco, unreleased)

04.11.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 372    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

02.11.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2242    ๐Ÿ” 718    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Post image

Witch Rider(้…)

02.11.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 565    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

SPICE IS HERE!

30.10.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 28.10.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

codenamed "sinatra" - born defeated, died in vain.
---
#art #originalcharacter

29.10.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and that's the hell of it...

29.10.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these are the stories i get up in the morning for

29.10.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

does this sound like a joke to yall

28.10.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shmorky and lowtax both spotted in argentina

28.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
@Beetlemoses three-panel comic. First panel: two fast food workers in a car, worker 1 asking worker 2 โ€œWho are you closing with?โ€ Second panel: worker 2 exclaiming โ€œugh!โ€ after checking phone to learn they are closing with โ€œthe Wise Old Treeโ€ฆโ€. Third panel: worker 2 yelling back to the kitchen as the Wise Old Tree presumably moves slowly, saying โ€œCome on, man I got 20 orders out here!"

@Beetlemoses three-panel comic. First panel: two fast food workers in a car, worker 1 asking worker 2 โ€œWho are you closing with?โ€ Second panel: worker 2 exclaiming โ€œugh!โ€ after checking phone to learn they are closing with โ€œthe Wise Old Treeโ€ฆโ€. Third panel: worker 2 yelling back to the kitchen as the Wise Old Tree presumably moves slowly, saying โ€œCome on, man I got 20 orders out here!"

On our @whatatimepod.bsky.social recording today we talked about a Wise Old Tree and you KNOW this classic came up

25.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1833    ๐Ÿ” 209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Post image

Sabrina's not that amused.

25.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 808    ๐Ÿ” 170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image

Sabrina's just sitting there being pretty. ๐Ÿ–ค
(๐ŸŽจ- @katsfish.bsky.social)

23.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 982    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Video thumbnail

FUCK a mario kart. were playing San Andreas R

24.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Like Iโ€™d forget about himโ€ฆ

20.04.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 934    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

22.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6710    ๐Ÿ” 2102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

What they don't tell you about Mazlow's pyramid is that when you get to the top you have to fight Mazlow and he's got the same build as you as well as a bunch of special attacks

23.10.2025 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Happy birthday to my favourite character of all time ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

He gets a cute dance as a treat.
#sonicfanart #tails #sonicthehedgehog #b3d

17.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1101    ๐Ÿ” 411    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
4 panel comic

Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing

Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot

Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself

Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says โ€œarrest their momsโ€

4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says โ€œarrest their momsโ€

the US government has arrived on bluesky

18.10.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19932    ๐Ÿ” 4921    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 201    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90
A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!"  In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

15.10.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7876    ๐Ÿ” 2241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
pants: I NEED TO SHIT
deuce: THIS IS THE PISSING TOILET
pants: I CAN JUST SHIT IN THE PISSING TOILET RIGHT
deuce: GUARDS, SEIZE HIM

pants: I NEED TO SHIT deuce: THIS IS THE PISSING TOILET pants: I CAN JUST SHIT IN THE PISSING TOILET RIGHT deuce: GUARDS, SEIZE HIM

"E WRONGTOILETERR" https://bonequest.com/9707

14.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@nettlebear.online is following 19 prominent accounts