Jennifer Wheeler

Of course some of the irony is that Trump and RFK Jr look like they haven’t set foot in a gym since before “Saint” Ronnie was first elected. As you always say, irony has jumped that tracks and.. something about flaming weasel dumpsters? Can’t keep track of what level of shittiness we’re up to now.

THE TARIFFS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES! -Trump, probably

The tariffs will continue until morale improves! 🙄🤦‍♀️

We need a new term: “legal-washing”. They already do sane-washing, which almost certainly helped us get here in the first place.

I want them to be as tired of typing the words “illegal” and “unconstitutional” as I am about hearing of new attempts.

I heard a story about a woman who went back home to be with family but kept falling asleep a lot. Her mother said that it was because she felt safe. Then again, depressed people can also sleep a lot.

I hope you trend towards the former, as much as possible. Rest up, we’ll fight beside you tomorrow.

Wait, do copy editors not have their own dedicated goddess?There has to be someone YOU pray to when a writer sends you a pile of commas that need homes ;)