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A Live Photo of gay panic while being caught taking a thirst trap

Coffee with a side of bicep

I was supposed to be asleep 2 hours ago but here I am haunting my apartment like some kind of night terror demon. When is the edible going to hit. It’s 200 mg so I don’t want take another because I will be having conversations with the old gods if I do.

How I respond when Gen Z says anything about millennials and social media.

Shocked this image hasn’t come across my timeline this year. It’s how I know the fall season has started

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Jesus I gave myself a shot of existential dread posting this thirst trap. Like how has it been 12 years since that era.

Suns out tongues out. Miley Cyrus cira 2013

One of the biggest issues I have with this supposed Mike Johnson scandal, other than the dangerous hypocrisy, is people referring to Grindr as a “dating app.”

two sesame street characters elmo and oscar are standing next to each other . ALT: two sesame street characters elmo and oscar are standing next to each other .

The only celebrity beef I ever cared about was Elmo vs Rocco

My little chunks.

Happy 1st day of jocktober. The sunbeam was a paid actor

Someone is being needy. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Questioning why I have to go to office today where I will be distracted from doing actual work.

Even after years of therapy the feeling of not wanting to be perceived persists. One of the many things childhood trauma steals from you.

Dealing with Sunday scaries the only constructive way I know how. By getting that gym pump where the vein in my arm looks like it’s about to explode.

You only need 3 letters to review these shorts. It’s VPL

Tits and coffee. And yes that is framed picture of my dog/son

That time of the year where it is only cool enough to sleep with one leg under the comforter.

Almost Friday 😉

People talk a lot of shit about polyamory but imagine being in a 3+ income household with people who are willing to suck your dick.

The brain is weird. Like I have to set up reminders to take my medication but ask if I remember every lyric of Robyn’s 1997 hit “Show Me Love” and I can recite it like a prayer…which is another song that I can pull from memory.

This week is dragging I need it to end already

Another day of not being cruised in the gym shower.

Torso Tuesday

View from below my work desk

Power always lies with the people. It’s why they spend so much time dividing us.

To anyone who believes they are being raptured tomorrow you should Venmo me your life savings. Since you know you are not going to need it

Anyone want take a ride on my skull crusher 3000