Excellent Evelyn 🌺

❤️

Slaayyy!

Who is this unrelenting cabal that conspires to force you to constantly be exposed to Beatles references against your will?
Someone ought to pass a law- or at least form a committee.

@frankconniff.bsky.social
Family tradition of MST3k marathon playing before I get up until we all sit down to turkey. They play alll day. I think my mom VHS’d them off of Comedy Central, early ‘90s-ish? Thanksgiving may be the only reason they still have a VCR.

Anyway, can I get a “Squanto!!!”?

They are not amused

Once I read a review of a book that said “as subtle as a GG Allin show”. didn’t read the book.

Blues Bros classic

My dad: No yeah, we can get you to school on time.

Siri: School is 24 miles.

Me: 🥺🙄

Strongly agree

Fishtopher, a brown and black striped tabby cat, sitting on a navy bed and looking at the camera. He leans away slightly, and his green eyes are wide, as if he is surprised by the camera.

oh hi i didnt realize you could hear me zooming around on the bed

🙋

I read that most dogs can learn 165 or so words.
Bad news, because my pup knows all 163 of the nicknames that we call her.

Lovely!

I don’t disagree, it’s just an un-enforceable concept 🥺

Excellent choice! I lean slightly more Pixies, but that’s just me.

Marching band

So I’m in marching band. I’m the one with the bass drum and bleached hair (had to get the dye out so I don’t get a dress code violation on the first day of school- now I’m blonde and that’s new 😲).
Can’t seem to post video on here?

How is that so spot-on?!
Love it

HahaHaha…. They’re all looking at treats in the hand that isn’t holding the phone 🤣

Current fur babies.

Some might call The Lighthouse a “psychological thriller”, maybe Mother! as well.
I think the audio in The Lighthouse stands as a monster, and Mother! builds like Rosemary’s Baby.

I left my milkshake in my neighbor’s yard… I’ll just watch from here 🤣

I consider all of these to be horror?

Flower babies