Frank Conniff

Please stop scrolling and pay attention. This may be my most important insight ever:

I've noticed on TikTok and Instagram that if anyone is holding a microphone at all, it's a really tiny microphone. Gene Rayburn would feel so out of place in our era.

Are there "spiritual leaders" with Deepak Chopra-sized followings that aren't total pieces of shit? Seems to me that a path to enlightenment is best served by a trusted circle of friends. Rich and famous self-help gurus are Stranger Danger.

Accuse Noam Chomsky all you want, but nothing will ever diminish his enduring legacy as a trusted advisor to a child rapist and valued consigliere to a sex trafficking ring.

ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN
The Bezos Cut:

Woodward: We're following the money.
Bernstein: The trail leads all the way to the Oval Office.
Bradlee: Sorry, investigative staff is sacked. Clear out your desks.

THE END

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

what if we did the Nuremberg Roundtable Discussion

I watched Pitch Perfect last night and Pitch Perfect 2 tonight and I don't care who knows it. They're both very funny highly entertaining movies with great musical sequences.

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Great to see @frankconniff.bsky.social on the Alien Super Show - I lol’ed

Thank you!

A lot of us are skeptical and even cynical about the possibility of reform, but Chuck Schumer has the vision to dream of an America that is capable of infinitesimal and not the least bit noticeable change.

mystery science theater 3000 reviews the new film by republican senator tim burchett WOKEATOPIA

Speaking as a lifelong Democrat: That's not what we want, you dumb fuck

Citizens in Minnesota stand in the freezing cold and confront armed thugs, while white house press people loitering in heated comfort won't say one fucking word in defiance of an elderly, hate-spewing, diaper-shitting lard ass. Cowards, all of them.

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I'd suggest it's important to listen to the people who've been correct for over a decade. They have valuable insight.

@themts.bsky.social @sarahkendzior.bsky.social @garyseconomics.bsky.social @mehdirhasan.bsky.social @somemorenews.bsky.social

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As a actor and dancer, Leni Riefenstahl struggled to expand her reach...

My ability to write jokes that hundreds of people on Threads misunderstand and take umbrage with has come to me relatively late in life.

Deep 13 Evening News with TV’s Frank

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the news media should be replaced by these three guys

we got the mystery science theater 3000 guys who all live in minneapolis to watch the news with us and they had a lot to say about "tom homan's new tone"

Always an honor, not to mention lots of fun, to be on the @aliensupershow.bsky.social.

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

Donald Trump has never in his life been more blumpkin-ready.

I don't believe Trump shits his pants because that's something a human being would do.

Eli and the 13th Confession is the greatest album ever.

Laura Nyro is my favorite songwriter and Three Dog Night crushed it with Eli's Coming. Just one of many reasons to admire the great singing talent of Chuck Negron. Rest In Peace.

"Melania" is already one of the highest-grossing films of 1931!

Everyone said the Melania movie would fail, but it grossed $7 million, almost half of what Madame Web made in its opening weekend, so suck on that, haters!

Thread about one of silent cinema's best friends. RIP, Mr. Bengston.

I have not! Thanks for sharing.