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Why does she look like a teenager already

You have made the perfect joke, just quit now

Give global warming a chance

Cheekums

Immediate follow, congratulations!

I'm sure he would've told you to pay it forward ❤️‍🩹

HHS Is Using AI Tools From Palantir to Target ‘DEI’ and ‘Gender Ideology’ in Grants Since March of 2025, the Department of Health and Human Services has been using tools from Palantir and the startup Credal AI to weed out perceived alignment with “DEI” or “gender ideology.”

I have said it before and I will say it as many times as necessary: Burn Palantir to the ground

www.wired.com/story/hhs-is...

OK now I definitely know I don't have adhd, I never misplace things (because I never put things away)

No no no no no no (when I'm healthy my executive functions are too high to have adhd) I can't take another diagnosis lol

Punxie no!!!!

omg I wrote things in English today who am I Sheakespeare?

You two make me feel like I might have adhd

Come oooon

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Les intenses liens financiers de Jeffrey Epstein avec la famille Lang Caroline Lang, fille de Jack Lang, a fondé en 2016 avec Jeffrey Epstein une société offshore dans les îles Vierges. Figure influente du monde du cinéma, elle apparaît également sur le testament finan…

Les intenses liens financiers de Jeffrey Epstein avec la famille Lang.

Une société offshore dans l'es îles vierges, un testament, des liens d'intérêts.

Nos révélations.
www.mediapart.fr/journal/inte...

Missed opportunity for "All right, Mr. DeMille. I’m ready for my close-pup."

Cora is literally "unbothered, moisturized, happy, in her lane"

two years today since Hind Rajab was killed by the IOF. she was 5.

I'm watching Bojack from the couch 🤧

Above the box it says "Please provide a summary of the criminal activity (limit 1,000 characters).*" Inside the box it says "In season 2 episode 6 Sextina Aquafina lied about getting an abortion.". Below the box it says "930 characters remaining"

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Guess I have to read @evanbernick.bsky.social’s paper that I had printed out until lunch and then take my derrière home

Yeah so this is a “sent from my iPhone” skeet eeeewwwww what am I gen x???

Bed? The place you lay horizontally to sleep? No ma’am I sit up straight to avoid dying because I cannot breathe and I do not sleep because I still cannot breathe so I do not know if this “bed” you mention

I made it to work only to find out I left my laptop at home which I guess only confirms there’s not enough oxygen going to my brain due to this nose block all the way up to my prefrontal cortex

abstractions also liberate

But have you considered why?

Well I have been reading it this week and it's *very* clever but I'm sure you have more in you

This came at the 60th hour of my existential crisis about this, so, thanks

Honestly insulting to Scots, Scottish culture, and anyone who loves Scotland