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Lunch Pail Chris

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My purpose in life is to be the best father and pet owner I can possibly be, treat my environment with kindness, and leave this planet better than I found it. In doing so, I stand against fascism in all its forms and fight for a better equitable system.

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It means utter exhaustion as I fake it till I make it in a professional environment that diminishes my will to live. It also means complete solitude and loneliness in my private life as I know no human can handle my authentic self and I don’t have the energy to mask for a partner.

03.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang hits. Family Guy ruined almost every song from that movie. All I can ever hear now is β€œA Bag β€˜O’ Weed”.

03.12.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only way this sack of dog shit should ever leave the White House is begging and pleading for his life.

03.12.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Each worker will receive about $2,300.00 which will be enough for about one month of rent. Meanwhile Howard Schultz gets to enjoy watching OKC Thunder games at his home theater inside his mansion in Seattle. I know he’s not Starbucks CEO anymore but still… Fuck Howard Schultz.

03.12.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas 2025 can suck my dick!

03.12.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one expected the Dem to win. The question being was the margin of victory smaller. That’s what will tell you how November is looking next year. Of course we’re a year away from the election and anything can happen between now & then. We may have cancelled elections due to WW3.

03.12.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This can’t be it. This is so terrible that I’m convinced there’s gotta be more to than this. I truly hope I can be free from this monkey suit and off to something better when my monkey suit expires.

03.12.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry about your hardships. I’m in the same boat. My dog is the only being that may be able to rescue me if I end up with injuries. My kid is over 900 miles away. If I died in my apt it would take the smell for people to realize I’m missing. I’ve given permission to my pets to eat me if I die.

03.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The system is rigged anyway. We won’t ever see a new worker’s bill of rights without some sort of violence. We won’t see living wages, decreased working hours, unlimited PTO for illness & paternity leave without a fight against this oligarchy. It doesn’t matter who’s in power, the oligarchy wins.

03.12.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s your cousin Marvin… Marvin Astley. You know that new sound you’ve been looking for??? Well listen to this…

02.12.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eat them all!

01.12.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I ain’t getting league pass. A high jacked team from a better city gets championships and Portland sucks. I roughed it through the 90’s and early 00’s with the Dodgers. I can do it with my Blazers.

01.12.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite are voice messages I’ve been getting lately of nothing more than β€œHey, I’ve been trying to reach you” from some number coming from the East Coast that I’ve never heard of. That guys seems to call from different numbers and he’s really trying to reach me.

01.12.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obama extended the Bush era tax cuts twice. Clinton made free trade agreements that allowed corporations to outsource their labor to slave nations and eroded the bargaining power of American workers. Since Reagan, every president has rewarded the rich whether they were a D or an R.

01.12.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But then they end up in their fishnet tank tops and dancing at the Anvil all night long and then later engaging in gay sex. I suppose this is why they just keep killing poor fisherman in the Caribbean. Wash rinse and repeat.

01.12.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saved a bird from getting mauled by my cat. I tried to call the animal control but they basically said the bird would die & they couldn’t do anything. I put the bird in a box with a heating pad & closed the box to reduce the birds stress. 2 hours later I opened the box & the bird flew to freedom.

30.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m yelling Quack Quack at my Husky, but she just doesn’t get it. Let’s go πŸ¦† #Quack #Quack #GoDucks

29.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans held a secret meeting at a bar in Washington DC after massive sweeping losses in 2008 to build a plan on how they will regain power & then keep power. That was where they came up with a plan to obstruct any thing that D’s proposed, villainize leftist D’s and take control of the courts.

29.11.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’ve let depression cripple me for too long. I spent the last 2 days cleaning my apartment & cleaning up areas I haven’t touched in 2 years. Now it’s not the depression crippling me it’s the shear exhaustion and muscle fatigue that is crippling me. But my apartment looks amazing. Today I chill.

28.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s the deal jack… I did know. I’ve lived around the ugliness my entire life and I also understand the hardships and struggles that got us Trump. He’s also a mirror to the entire political apparatus of America. They were all doing what he’s doing but with decorum so it was acceptable.

28.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would just throw my vote away anyway given the choices.

28.11.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to think it did. I think my autism seems to get in the way of ever getting to apply it in real life though. I just have myself to be romantic with and I deserve every bit of that romance. πŸ₯° πŸ’ πŸ–€

26.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is also the hardest event in Gymnastics. I wanted to do the rings, which now is completely out of the question due to my shoulders. I did enjoy the days when we got to just train on the trampoline. It was like a free day. I didn’t last very long in it though.

26.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There it is then. You should go for it. My mom put me in gymnastics because the dr told her it would be a great way to help my balance and coordination which is a bit off due to my CP. I didn’t like it because I was the only boy in it & my mom wanted me to do the balance beam which was a girl event.

26.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not much in the way of details on this article. This was an inevitable action and there will be more like it.

26.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are tired of voting against something which is why Trump is in power to begin with. You only want us to vote against something. There is zero energy within the D party because there are zero solutions. It’s always a boogeyman campaign. Only the oligarchs benefit from any of this.

26.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s more like we are trying to put a tourniquet on a gushing wound that you just want to put a band aid on to treat it. You think that removing Trump is the solution to your problems but have zero ideas on how to prevent him or another fascist from coming back. Removing Trump is your main platform.

26.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I live in a system that I vehemently hate and disagree with, and I’m forced to comply with it and participate in it. No one (except for the wealthy) is living their best life in this system. Why can’t we fight for a better system that allows all of us to live our best lives?

26.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It became all the rage in the 80’s. Reagan passed the amnesty act and soon thereafter if you weren’t signed up for it, they were patrolling and arresting anyone who didn’t have papers. Greyhound bus’ became a favored raiding spot because it was easy pickings.

26.11.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly right. They think we are causing the problem by β€œboth sidesing” the issues, while being completely blind to the incompetence of their own party that basically created the problem. They are alienating a massive growing segment of population that would vote with them if they just move left.

26.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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