lol
I'M TAPPING THE "YOU SHOULD READ ABOUT JURY NULLIFICATION AT DEPTH IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT" SIGN AGAIN
Yes, I fell for the "Got your nose" trick, but that shouldn't distract us from the real issue of nose theft in our society
“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient
defending yourself in court must feel good as fuck for like five seconds after you declare that you're going to defend yourself in court and probably not much longer than that
it really does matter that this was a decision from site moderation imo
i can see too much
i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!
presently hooked on saying “that happened to a buddy of mine,” even or especially when that’s not true
one of my favorite little guys
gm it’s freaking fall
well i might be wrong bc i think they’re an orangutan not monkey, but they’re sassy
am i wrong!!!
perfect
i have nothing to say
hello new friends and old this is my bisexual dog with PTSD Max or Maximillian for short. Yes he is all of those things and more
I love when people honk at you in stop and go traffic it’s like yessss i also don’t understand how things work
Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
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Three daughters of Malcolm X are suing the CIA, FBI, the NYPD and others, accusing them of playing roles in the 1965 assassination of the civil rights leader
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
It takes until the *tenth paragraph* in this piece to introduce the phrase “thousands of children may die”
the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes
Shit I can't believe they did it. They stole R&T's Patriot Z right from underneath us.
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
babies
BEST thing about this site,, I can hide negative replies and unattach my posts from reposts that are rude,,, I ain’t gonna take no negativity or trolling on my page.
You will not build up by tearing others down here.
this is beyond amazing news
Incredible
i had looked into it when i was dating a foodie but like $70 for a dozen bagels and over $100 for a treat was never worth it to even try 😭
