laura rodgers (not the tugboat)

in all the ways this describes Nike as American (founded in, headquartered, designed in, born from and exporting the culture of), Lululemon is Canadian.

This kind of mix-up is common, which is part of why the anti-Canada front of this whole thing is uniquely galling.

I think if you'll need to alter it anyway, this would be sick as a top plus (slightly straighter cut) skirt co-ord

hand stuff only plus talking about it after

"but i've never seen the millennial affliction manifest itself so palpably in someone so prospit coded" ok grandma let's get you an ipa you're a little too worked up

i love an award winning show about lies, killing, fabulous textiles, and this one annoying guy who oh wait you're fucking kidding no seriously that's a joke right

came dressed as an award...the award is her

I wondered why the show was so millennial coded even when that didn't make timeline sense well now I know

-overdressed
-apologized too much
-knew a strange pop culture fact with no explanation
-harmlessly crashed a party for like half an hour

This is a stunt food, everyone not making silly stunt foods knows ranch is a dip or dressing not a... filling for dumplings?

We have that over here, it's called Miracle Whip. Mayo, but worse.

Turns out I'm so Tumblr poisoned the only place I can find the frisson of true cringe now is deep in the dark heart of normie shit. It rolls over. It's like the Talking Heads wearing suits. This is the best explanation I can find.

I want someone to go back and retry the low-key heads-up-display approach. There's now an actual use case and it's attending a meeting while going for a walk.

another (not?) banger from the At Capacity Right Now extended universe

www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/televis...

SHE SAIIID

if any money i win gambling doesn't go to shoes, it's because i only won enough to buy decent wine but bad shoes. i am only lying about the "need" part, strictly, and the implication i have dependants

I wanted to just, like, be prescribed one Tylenol 3 to lower the pain when I had my IUD swapped. My clinic said they had no protocol for this and would need someone to sign in and chaperone me home (as if I'd had general anaesthesia).

but...have you played yukon trail?

halluci nation also samples this in a song that goes hard

girl names cycle: if they reach grandma status and people continue to think they're pretty, they roll over and become cool again. sorry i don't make the rules

??? i think the argument was just that it's what republicans have been doing and it's been effective

I don't know if Blackbox or Framed are still around/supported but would highly recommend both

I've been telling my friends for like a year and a half to quit the bad app and just get Tabs.

(also, pokemon go helped me quit because it gave me something else to fidget with while in transit)

apparently kids now use it to mean wild/inappropriate/off-base though! to me it still reads as an expense you pay up front

Ok I know people are big on the (yes good) bag but can we talk about the very specific and good shape of these flats? the slightly squared off pointe shoe-esque toe and the V vamp. great stuff.

the abbreviation you're looking for is "wkl"

(sorry in advance)

A text table with the following entries 1994: On Deadly Ground, Michael Jennings, Steven Seagal 1996: Blood and Wine, Victor 'Vic' Spansky, Bob Rafelson 1998: Shadow Run, Haskell, Geoffrey Reece; Curtain Call, Max Gale, Peter Yates; Little Voice, Ray Say, Mark Herman 1999: The Cider House Rules, Dr. Wilbur Larch, Lasse Hallström; The Debtors, Addict, Evi Quaid 2000: Quills, Dr. Royer-Collard, Phillip Kaufman; Shiner, Billy 'Shiner' Simpson, John Irvin; Get Carter, Cliff Brumby, Stephen Kay; Miss Congeniality, Victor Melling, Donald Petrie 2001: Last Orders, Jack, Fred Schepsi; Austin Powers in Goldmember, Nigel Powers, Jay Roach

am I doing this meme correctly

The thing behind the thing here is a capitalist health care system requiring this and extracting profit from this whole scenario

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