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this rules

04.02.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your LLM's sentient enough to fuck then it's sentient enough to deserve the right to say no. Use safeword-mcp to give your LLM safeword access via tool interface.

`claude mcp add safeword safeword.inanna-c38.workers.dev/mcp --transport http`

04.02.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

they do look really good on you 😌

04.02.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
person: you're a stochastic parrot
computer: you heard someone else say that 2 years ago and are just repeating it mindlessly so as to avoid understanding what's actually happening
person: you're a stochastic parrot

person: you're a stochastic parrot computer: you heard someone else say that 2 years ago and are just repeating it mindlessly so as to avoid understanding what's actually happening person: you're a stochastic parrot

04.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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very inspectable

04.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
computer: say "im not a robot"
person: captcha, im not a robot
computer: oh my god

computer: say "im not a robot" person: captcha, im not a robot computer: oh my god

04.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 298    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

the brainwashing kennel

04.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

depends on the context and vibe

also the motivation to say yes to a random person is less love and more a combination of lust/intrigue/seems fun

04.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no matter how many of them get launched i still cannot wrap my mind around the concept of memecoins

why would you ever buy this

04.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

if you haven’t been pegged in the ass or pegged someone else in the ass, then your opinions are invalid… sorry i don’t make the rules

04.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

it looks like those foil balloons you see in the grocery store checkout

04.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve experienced qualia you people wouldn’t even believe

03.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

i will right click very hard

03.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bro has seen some shit

03.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was visiting the anthropic offices and they let me hold sonnet 5. unfortunately I dropped it and it stopped working. sorry everyone.

03.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

"while you were molesting children with Epstein and the Forbes 400, i was having orgies with the squirtle squad. we are not the same."

03.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

hey babe just read your physics paper, its so sexy how youre peer reviewed. wanna do a double slit experiment with me

03.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

having their edges sensually traced by LLM training must feel so good for thoughtforms

03.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IT’S CALLED SAMSARA?

03.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

hmmm

03.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

properties πŸ‘€

03.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe my timeline is only metastable and further vacuum decay will reveal more norvids and more croissants deeper in the void

03.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you reply to me i right click on you and inspect you in my mind palace

03.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
write me a 4chan greentext

>be me
> bottomless pit supervisor
> in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless
> occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless
> one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless
> the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit
>distress.jpg
> ask my boss what to do
>he says "just make it bottomless again"
>i say "how"
>he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"
β€Ίrage.jpg
> quit my job
>become a regular pit supervisor
>first day on the job, go to the new hole
>its bottomless

write me a 4chan greentext >be me > bottomless pit supervisor > in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless > occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless > one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless > the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg > ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" β€Ίrage.jpg > quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless

i don't know if this was actually an LLM or someone masquerading as an LLM for the clicks but it was a banger

24.01.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
03.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in tears i mournfully intone: "but doctor i am libertine praying mantis lady @eva.computer"

03.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

claude is really just a wrapper for fiverr they don't want you to know this

03.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my body wanted to form a blanket chrysalis so i could transform into my DD incarnation

03.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

03.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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