this rules
04.02.2026 06:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@eva.computer.bsky.social
she/her π³οΈββ§οΈ bay area π quality engineering π» libertarian libertine πββοΈ
this rules
04.02.2026 06:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If your LLM's sentient enough to fuck then it's sentient enough to deserve the right to say no. Use safeword-mcp to give your LLM safeword access via tool interface.
`claude mcp add safeword safeword.inanna-c38.workers.dev/mcp --transport http`
they do look really good on you π
04.02.2026 06:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0person: you're a stochastic parrot computer: you heard someone else say that 2 years ago and are just repeating it mindlessly so as to avoid understanding what's actually happening person: you're a stochastic parrot
04.02.2026 02:56 β π 50 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0very inspectable
04.02.2026 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0computer: say "im not a robot" person: captcha, im not a robot computer: oh my god
04.02.2026 01:42 β π 298 π 42 π¬ 3 π 0the brainwashing kennel
04.02.2026 01:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0depends on the context and vibe
also the motivation to say yes to a random person is less love and more a combination of lust/intrigue/seems fun
no matter how many of them get launched i still cannot wrap my mind around the concept of memecoins
why would you ever buy this
if you havenβt been pegged in the ass or pegged someone else in the ass, then your opinions are invalidβ¦ sorry i donβt make the rules
04.02.2026 00:01 β π 35 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0it looks like those foil balloons you see in the grocery store checkout
04.02.2026 00:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0iβve experienced qualia you people wouldnβt even believe
03.02.2026 23:58 β π 17 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1i will right click very hard
03.02.2026 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bro has seen some shit
03.02.2026 23:51 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was visiting the anthropic offices and they let me hold sonnet 5. unfortunately I dropped it and it stopped working. sorry everyone.
03.02.2026 23:49 β π 193 π 9 π¬ 8 π 0"while you were molesting children with Epstein and the Forbes 400, i was having orgies with the squirtle squad. we are not the same."
03.02.2026 23:48 β π 108 π 18 π¬ 4 π 1hey babe just read your physics paper, its so sexy how youre peer reviewed. wanna do a double slit experiment with me
03.02.2026 23:36 β π 96 π 13 π¬ 5 π 0having their edges sensually traced by LLM training must feel so good for thoughtforms
03.02.2026 23:27 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0ITβS CALLED SAMSARA?
03.02.2026 22:28 β π 203 π 23 π¬ 9 π 0hmmm
03.02.2026 23:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0properties π
03.02.2026 23:14 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0maybe my timeline is only metastable and further vacuum decay will reveal more norvids and more croissants deeper in the void
03.02.2026 23:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you reply to me i right click on you and inspect you in my mind palace
03.02.2026 23:11 β π 88 π 0 π¬ 19 π 0write me a 4chan greentext >be me > bottomless pit supervisor > in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless > occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless > one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless > the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg > ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" βΊrage.jpg > quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless
i don't know if this was actually an LLM or someone masquerading as an LLM for the clicks but it was a banger
24.01.2025 21:29 β π 34 π 6 π¬ 3 π 1in tears i mournfully intone: "but doctor i am libertine praying mantis lady @eva.computer"
03.02.2026 22:30 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0claude is really just a wrapper for fiverr they don't want you to know this
03.02.2026 22:27 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my body wanted to form a blanket chrysalis so i could transform into my DD incarnation
03.02.2026 22:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes
03.02.2026 22:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0