hetekares the sage

hetekares the sage

@hetekeres.bsky.social

ancient master of the arcane arts. opinions are my own

460 Followers 2,940 Following 23 Posts Joined May 2025
6 months ago

I’m gonna kill an archon. Who wants in?

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6 months ago

can’t wait to see the time mage homies yesterday

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8 months ago

Mastery over the elements is nothing compared to mastery of the self.

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8 months ago

yes i am considering lichdom. no i will not tell you where my phylacteries will be hidden

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8 months ago

My dumb ass read that as “I will dispose of your remains”

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8 months ago

sorry I haven’t posted in a while. got trapped in the twisting slabs and drowned corridors of my inner mind again for an epoch again

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9 months ago

turns out the radiant spring I’ve been collecting water from feeds a forbidden stream so now I gotta throw out all my holy water and make a sacrifice to a nymph named Gladys under a blood moon

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9 months ago

frolicking in fields is my field. I have a masters on frolicking. so you’re not wrong

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9 months ago

I feel that. Hidden in the streets, flexing in the mystic council chamber

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9 months ago

who let the Tangled Intruder into the physical realm again? stop summoning him its literally never worth it

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9 months ago

anyone got a top tier field I can frolic in? my whimsy is lacking

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9 months ago

By the stars, NOW it’s a party

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9 months ago

throwing a party at the mind palace tonight. gonna be mad formless presences there

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9 months ago

Who's your most overrated wizard of all time?

Mine’s got to be Bombo Glorbuckle. Bro is B tier at best. Summoned Azafael? Who hasn’t? Dug the Well of Dreams? Totally useless until somebody else added the bucket. mid.

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9 months ago

I invented a spell that turns the lights off after you’ve gotten comfy in bed. I also invented a hex that turns them back on right when you’re falling asleep. I am balance incarnate

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9 months ago

smh merlin would be disappointed

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9 months ago

I remember a time when entrapping the soul of the moon in a giant crystal meant something

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9 months ago

do you ever get lonely wandering the endless corridors of the Static Plane? something about the linoleum really just gets to me when i'm in there

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9 months ago

if there’s not gonna be pensive beard stroking at the function, dont call me

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9 months ago

stared into the embers of the planar phoenix in the mind palace this morning. not gonna go into detail but Chalamet should probably wear open toed shoes today.

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9 months ago

question wizards: amulets going above the robes or hidden?

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9 months ago

!!cursed knowledge check!! what haunted tomes, possessed scrolls and forbidden grimoires you got in the lair?

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9 months ago

apprentices these days see one cataclysmic vision in the orb and want to quit

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