lickrish from ao3

pls we like it t o x i c

🙏 girls squirming in separate beds 🙏

i wish i could get any writing done bc i want to finallyyyyy update my yoonjin fic. the chapter is so horny and they have not even touched yet which is my own personal fav and so i am cockblocking MYSELF by not getting it done

such a shame they’re too late 😔

oh my god you are so correct. they have been bodily dragging him out of bed in the morning since he was a revolting teenager (them also being revolting teens does not count)

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i feel like there are 3 options: jealous (semi-humorous), accepting (it is the way of the world that jk is best at everything, of course this includes being hot to ppl on grindr), vigorous agreement (pls just one chance)

apparently some people feel sexy and good about themselves on their period? couldn’t be me i am the ugliest least desirable woman on the planet rn and it’s permanent

“harry never asks follow-up questions to any of this and also starts smoking opium.” i am going to die

sometimes i feel like he is an accident of nature… he was supposed to live his whole life selling fishing equipment by a lake or something, but instead he got slammed into the kind of body that gets you scouted on the bus, and now we all just have to cope with it

this would be such a perfect post-service theme and i want it

3 grannies vs one super roly-poly baby with jam on its face

one i see a lot is confusion between palate/palette/pallet - understandably tricky, esp for non-native speakers, but always throws me for a sec!

sex pollen, magic freak genital swap, teach to fuck… [shaking my own brain upside down] surely i must have more in here somewhere

fuck i forgot he was so fucking normal

i know exactly what the public sector in particular is like for this shit and yet every time i fill in an equalities monitoring form it is bad in a surprising new way

disability-confident employer asking for details of my disability at the application stage 😤

“6/7 being Ready To Be Done but 1 got a second wind and is acting up” is a good genre

i will be waiting in the group chat for your review

i don’t have the chance to smell a lot of perfumes so i am not qualified for a bts as… scent thread, but i do want one

or maybe nj actually, tho probably more on a partner than on himself

i do not think he would, sadly. i think the only member who would be into that - and into more ~conceptual scents generally - could be tae? like i think he would be interested in some primal/dirty/bloody smells

i need it in his own words! from what he was saying in the video he still seems to rly like anything that smells “clean” to him which i guess is a broad spectrum?

Twitter screenshot of two posts by user @caranthirs tar-minyatur's court twink 2023-05-19 how can you not love fantasy it's a genre where authors design entire universes so their kinks will happen. they're always on some shit like "well, it's just the culture of twinkland for nubile young he/him maidens to lose their virginity in a public festival what can i say" Comments: 138 Retweets: 11k Likes: 59.5K Impressions: 2.2M tar-minyatur's court twink 2023-05-19 "this kingdom is ruled by the ancient an noble house of incest. why is it called that? well, you see, it's because they-" Comments: 11 Retweets: 314 Likes: 7,244 Impressions: 160K

One of my fave posts from the other site

i need him to do a fragrance video where he shows us everything he has and explains why he likes it, even if it’s all luxury brands (but surely someone in bangtan is into niche??)

for some reason i am rly fixated on his FULL SIZE mouthwash and perfume like how long of a detour does he need to be prepared for??

feels correct for th to come at this important issue sideways and upside down. he is making sincere eye contact with every viewer simultaneously and saying, why don’t you love me? if you loved me there would be jazz in this

BTS "critiquing their fanfic a la Kenny Hao from 1verse" on Weverse live: a thread

sounds like fandom runs in the family! i think you’ll do great - and many extra points for doing all this while in recovery. i hope it’s going well ❤️

omg that’s such a thoughtful way to do it 😍, i’m sure she’ll love it! it is uhhhh long tho. idk if you are looking for further tips but could be worth structuring by theme/fear?