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Arne Slot… I'm not

@arneslotimnot.bsky.social

Former footballer & current #LFC manager. Haven't used Head & Shoulders in a while. Account as fake as #ManCity 's finances. #YNWA #RedSky

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Can't really say. I haven't been long enough in the city, as I've recently arrived from the Netherlands.

I don't agree with laughing at poverty, but general piss taking between fans shouldn't be condemned, as long as it's not racist, homophobic, etc.

05.12.2024 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd say do something like the NBA: you send £5.000.000 more than you should, then you have to pay another £5.000.000 into a common pot, that will be split evenly between the rival teams of the league.

05.12.2024 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mo Salah saved our ass.

And that isn't a joke.

#YNWA

04.12.2024 21:32 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm not sure if 15 minutes is going to be enough for the half-time team talk…

04.12.2024 20:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't agree with you about Newcastle not winning the league. The Saudis are spending their money wisely (unlike Man Utd and Chelsea). Where were Newcastle before and where are they now?

04.12.2024 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Congratulations!!! You're officially my first hate post.

There's nothing more satisfying than receiving slack from an Arse-nal lover.

I take it that this love affair will end when all the money from the Public Investment Fund gets Newcastle United closer to the top of the league?

03.12.2024 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Ian Rush, Accrington Stanley Milk Advert, CLEAN AND IN FULL!
YouTube video by vinnielo1 Ian Rush, Accrington Stanley Milk Advert, CLEAN AND IN FULL!

Fun fact… well, actually… not so fun fact:

Kevin Spaine, the boy who says:

"Accrington Stanley? Who are they?"

was jailed for life with a minimum of 18 years for the murder of Learoy Venner, who died after he was brutally kicked and punched in a horrifying assault in 2023.

youtu.be/pieK7b4KLL4

02.12.2024 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Accrington Stanley?

Who are they??

Honest question. Remember I'm Dutch.

#YNWA

02.12.2024 21:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Dear Ruben,

You and your boss seem a little bit… rattled??

#ManchesterCity aren't used to loosing. They're used to buying their way to victory for so many years.

It makes me happier than ever to put you in your place.

#YNWA #hundredandfifteen

02.12.2024 20:44 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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No Pep… it's not six games without a win.

It's SEVEN.

01.12.2024 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Future Liverpool legend manager Arne Slot.

Future Liverpool legend manager Arne Slot.

I love it when a plan comes together. #YNWA

01.12.2024 18:02 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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High octane stuff

30.11.2024 09:03 — 👍 1604    🔁 291    💬 57    📌 42
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Getting ready for tomorrow #lfc #ynwa

30.11.2024 18:09 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Paul Merson

Player career
Arse-nal (1985-1997)… playing for such a long time for such a club obviously clouds your judgement.

Managerial career
ONLY Walsall (2004-2006)… no one else wanted him after that.

Puts his opinions into perspective, doesn't it?

30.11.2024 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I thought Endrick's worst decision was being 18 years old and getting married.

It turns out it will be fouling and injuring our boy, Konaté.

Let's all dedicate the next few years hating Endrick and celebrating his failures. #YNWA

29.11.2024 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well that’s just a brilliant photo.

#LFC #UCL

29.11.2024 13:12 — 👍 31    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1
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Some news reports say Kylian Mbappé was driving the bus.

28.11.2024 18:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Zero points

27.11.2024 22:34 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Made the boys realise that all the Real Madrid players were shite… except Courtois. He's quite good.

In the end it was 11 against 2 (Courtois and that French idiot in black).

27.11.2024 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Told you. 😁

27.11.2024 21:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 👀

27.11.2024 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A lot of people saying it's been a good first half.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

27.11.2024 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil (Official Video) [4K]
YouTube video by ABKCOVEVO The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil (Official Video) [4K]

youtu.be/Jwtyn-L-2gQ

27.11.2024 19:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh dear! I wonder why? 🤔

If you leave the best team in the world, it's to be expected. 🤷

Fucking twat. Is that how you say it? ❓

27.11.2024 19:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
A depressed Pep Guardiola after his team drew 3-3 after being 3-0 up against Feyenoord.

A depressed Pep Guardiola after his team drew 3-3 after being 3-0 up against Feyenoord.

I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

27.11.2024 03:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Arne Slot, but with hair.

Arne Slot, but with hair.

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
(Quick and) I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan…

27.11.2024 03:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Feyenoord fans sing #ArneSlot at the Emptihad 😂😂 #LFC #LiverpoolFC #UCL

26.11.2024 20:51 — 👍 130    🔁 46    💬 7    📌 10

I was out… but now I'm in #Bluesky.

Last time I saw, Manchester Shity were 3-0 against my ex club. Bastards.

Been out buying groceries for the family. Does anyone know how the game ended?

26.11.2024 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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