Arne Slot… I'm not

Arne Slot… I'm not

@arneslotimnot.bsky.social

Former footballer & current #LFC manager. Haven't used Head & Shoulders in a while. Account as fake as #ManCity 's finances. #YNWA #RedSky

612 Followers 1,028 Following 23 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago

Can't really say. I haven't been long enough in the city, as I've recently arrived from the Netherlands.

I don't agree with laughing at poverty, but general piss taking between fans shouldn't be condemned, as long as it's not racist, homophobic, etc.

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1 year ago

I'd say do something like the NBA: you send £5.000.000 more than you should, then you have to pay another £5.000.000 into a common pot, that will be split evenly between the rival teams of the league.

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1 year ago

Mo Salah saved our ass.

And that isn't a joke.

#YNWA

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1 year ago
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I'm not sure if 15 minutes is going to be enough for the half-time team talk…

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1 year ago

I don't agree with you about Newcastle not winning the league. The Saudis are spending their money wisely (unlike Man Utd and Chelsea). Where were Newcastle before and where are they now?

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1 year ago

Congratulations!!! You're officially my first hate post.

There's nothing more satisfying than receiving slack from an Arse-nal lover.

I take it that this love affair will end when all the money from the Public Investment Fund gets Newcastle United closer to the top of the league?

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1 year ago
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Ian Rush, Accrington Stanley Milk Advert, CLEAN AND IN FULL! YouTube video by vinnielo1

Fun fact… well, actually… not so fun fact:

Kevin Spaine, the boy who says:

"Accrington Stanley? Who are they?"

was jailed for life with a minimum of 18 years for the murder of Learoy Venner, who died after he was brutally kicked and punched in a horrifying assault in 2023.

youtu.be/pieK7b4KLL4

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1 year ago
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Accrington Stanley?

Who are they??

Honest question. Remember I'm Dutch.

#YNWA

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1 year ago
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Dear Ruben,

You and your boss seem a little bit… rattled??

#ManchesterCity aren't used to loosing. They're used to buying their way to victory for so many years.

It makes me happier than ever to put you in your place.

#YNWA #hundredandfifteen

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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No Pep… it's not six games without a win.

It's SEVEN.

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1 year ago
Future Liverpool legend manager Arne Slot.

I love it when a plan comes together. #YNWA

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1 year ago
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High octane stuff

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1 year ago
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Getting ready for tomorrow #lfc #ynwa

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1 year ago

Paul Merson

Player career
Arse-nal (1985-1997)… playing for such a long time for such a club obviously clouds your judgement.

Managerial career
ONLY Walsall (2004-2006)… no one else wanted him after that.

Puts his opinions into perspective, doesn't it?

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1 year ago
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I thought Endrick's worst decision was being 18 years old and getting married.

It turns out it will be fouling and injuring our boy, Konaté.

Let's all dedicate the next few years hating Endrick and celebrating his failures. #YNWA

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1 year ago
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Well that’s just a brilliant photo.

#LFC #UCL

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1 year ago
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Some news reports say Kylian Mbappé was driving the bus.

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1 year ago
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Zero points

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1 year ago

Made the boys realise that all the Real Madrid players were shite… except Courtois. He's quite good.

In the end it was 11 against 2 (Courtois and that French idiot in black).

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1 year ago

Told you. 😁

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1 year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 👀

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1 year ago

A lot of people saying it's been a good first half.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

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1 year ago
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The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil (Official Video) [4K] YouTube video by ABKCOVEVO

youtu.be/Jwtyn-L-2gQ

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1 year ago
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Oh dear! I wonder why? 🤔

If you leave the best team in the world, it's to be expected. 🤷

Fucking twat. Is that how you say it? ❓

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1 year ago
A depressed Pep Guardiola after his team drew 3-3 after being 3-0 up against Feyenoord.

I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

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1 year ago
Arne Slot, but with hair.

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
(Quick and) I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan…

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1 year ago
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Feyenoord fans sing #ArneSlot at the Emptihad 😂😂 #LFC #LiverpoolFC #UCL

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1 year ago

I was out… but now I'm in #Bluesky.

Last time I saw, Manchester Shity were 3-0 against my ex club. Bastards.

Been out buying groceries for the family. Does anyone know how the game ended?

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