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i feel like i cut my nails every two days why do they grow so fast

dad went home from the hospital today and didn’t need a stent in his heart. just needs meds and to eat better 👍🏽

yeah i’m taking better care of myself but if you hear me openly talk about my protein intake just take me out back and shoot me

had a beer at lunch and immediately got on the treadmill after work. who have i become?

i’ve been watching furiosa for the last 3 days. is today the day i actually finish it?

recording urself harass an idf soldier and not spilling any of their blood is lowkey pathetic

just farted. it sounded like a dog growling

i’m lowkey getting hot 💯💯

start eating good now my grocery bill is $100 😒

my favorite ig stories are the ones with drugs and weapons they’re obviously selling and captioning it “not for sale” “AI generated” “props”

“grown ass man that thinks nobody actually likes him and they all just feel bad for him lmao grow tf up” *i tearfully back away from the mirror*

hard to put into words how much technology and social media has been making me feel doomed about the world

the finals is fun af. none of that peter griffin travis scott mumbo jumbo

FOR THE FIRST-TIME-EVER ON PRESIDENTS DAY: IMPURITY OF MRIYA - THE FOURTH REICH + DEMO 2010. out of prtest to world events these heavyweight shirts are only $20 all the way up to 5XL (w no upcharge for plus sizes). CDs are engraved, sealed, + come with a ton of extras. ships now

tattoo appointment next weekend i’m scared. they hurt :(

excited to get my dsfp hat and have a new hat to wear

HER DEMISE MY RISE
redux artwork and layout by Cory Swope

fr think my finger is fractured or some shit so i’m thugging it out w my splint until moving it side to side doesn’t bring me intense pain and agony

ur in her DMs i’m eating a hot dog out my sleeve cause they pushed back lunch

houses double video release was so good i love a grainy overlay

went to the butterfly terrarium at the zoo and one landed on me and later that night i was playing a game, the first thing i randomly unlocked was a butterfly. very sweet of my tia to tell me hi yesterday

on big fucking dork mode

day 3 of cardio i might as well end it all i hate it so much

watching these glare videos is hilarious knowing a european filmed them 😭

wednesday is playing operation and going “rubber bands and horses? how did this guy eat all this stuff? 😟😳”

woohoo yippee!!! 🤗

don’t think the ice cream man is coming to the park today 😔

she told me to ask her if she could play and then when i asked, told me “no i’m working”