More likely it will be:

Clarence Thomas: ‘The software says I don’t have a conflict of interest so I’m fine.’ *rules on something very clearly not fine to anyone with a third grade reading level.*

It’s even worse than you expect. The US defence budget is so high because of price gouging from defence contractors. Of course the US has the highest defence spending if the Navy has to spend 10$ on a roll of Toilet Paper.

Well he would say that regardless of what the data shows, wouldn’t he? If he wanted to stay employed.

Worst part is? It often works.

This isn’t satire this is literally what has happened.

I thought you were 20

Public support for the conservative Liberal Democratic Party has been waning dramatically over the last few years. This woman is being set up to take the fall for it when the LDP loses big in the next General Election.

Remember everyone. If it was true that the Administration could do a bunch of heinous stuff with the government shut down with no consequences, then they would have let the shutdown happen in March.

A shut down is not good for those in power.

One of these days the onion is going to post an article saying something like. ‘Alright guys, real talk, we’re giving up on Satire and doing the news straight up now because we can’t come up with insane shit that they aren’t already doing.’

Actually yes they are, quite a few of them went onto the civilian market as surplus after the war, as over 14 million of them were made.

I wish the worm had eaten more of his brain.

Just a reminder to everyone, DO NOT sign these petitions if you DO NOT live in these countries. It will not help. These are official petitions to the governments of these countries and your invalid signature will only be an excuse for them to ignore it.

What I want to know is this. These payment processors, *why* do they care? They make their money on transaction fees. Why do they care what purchases generate the transaction fees for them? They are literally leaving money on the table, and that’s something their shareholders should disapprove of.

Please be aware going in that Chapterhouse: Dune is the second book in a trilogy that was never finished thanks to Frank Herbert’s untimely death.

Only if she takes her shoes off first

Russia *says* that. But Russia doesn’t have the money to have an organisation on the scale of USAID.

China, on the other hand, could pull it off.

120 fps is good because you might not notice a frame rate drop of 120 fps to 80 fps. But you ABSOLUTELY will notice a drop from 60 fps to 20.

Gee. I wonder. Who could have seen that coming? *he said, sarcastically.*

Texas would be a blue state if it was actually a democracy.

No ‘ish’ about it.

I think what he was trying to do was illustrate what the party’s enemies think of them… but boy if that was his intention it’s backfiring lol

I deleted my twitter account yesterday because I’m tired of nothing but climate change deniers, Russian disinfo bots, MAGA extremists, being in the replies of literally everything. Just push the button. I literally felt happier instantly.

I deleted twitter today and I feel at peace.