I made my therapist laugh so hard she had to excuse herself to the bathroom so I’m basically winning at therapy
My bit of whimsy for today:
Shipping an order to a store called Santa’s Workshop…
Instead of putting the contact as “Receiving” like I normally do, I used “Santa’s Head Elf” instead 🥰
Googling professional ways to say “that’s not my job” this morning 🙄
Me, to my cat, indicating my bed:
“Get in loser, we’re going napping.”
When do we start the living-off-the-land-collapse-of-society portion of this dystopian novel we’re living in because I don’t wanna go to work or pay bills anymore
We’ve had a lot of dystopian novels written and now we’re living in one (have been for a while)…
Has anyone tried writing utopian novels and seeing if that helps?
Close to the end of Iron Flame and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to focus on the rest of my work day when all I wanna do is go home and read
Well I can’t call out ever again because when I do people use permanent marker instead of dry erase apparently
So at this point I’m basically paying for Spotify Premium to listen to half of Wicked on repeat
Don’t pop off in an email the second you sit down to your desk in the morning you WILL look like an idiot.
It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem it’s me.
I’m still 90% right in what I said but if I had just waited I could have been 100%
#dontworkbeforecoffee
Googling for an answer, not getting the answer I want, and continuing to search until I do
Becoming obsessed with being kind 🤍
Thank goodness power came back on this afternoon. I just could not churn butter again.
Looks like I will be living like a Pioneer Woman for the foreseeable future
Let me tell you this power outage definitely has given me proof that my air purifiers do in fact make a difference 🤧
Hi John!
Hi :) 🤍
That tracks
I keep giggling at this response
The pressure to compose the perfect first post on here is too much so just getting that out of the way ✌🏻
