Gwen🏳️‍⚧️

Gwen who has only watched Beverly Hillbillies and read Li'l Abner:
“Americans when they have to explain something:
Imagine a possum stew”

There are constant tunes going around in my head. Sometimes I sing them out loud.

Elvis

Hello oomfie! Remember that one time, when we were growing up? Ah, good times :3

Beh- uhh… I just remembered a really odd and objectionable part of my dream. Not gonna write it down, and I have no idea where that came from.

Disappointed to see a couple of oomfs were in actuality ex-oomfs :( and didn't softblock either (does that work here).

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could use some movement on this..... surgery's in 3 ish months (i know i said 5 before, i'm BAD at calendar math-- also how is it february already??)

plz help! :D

I hope you're feeling a little better now🧡

Hello, oomfies! I have made an account on Matrix after putting it off for a while and it was so easy and quick I now feel silly for not doing it sooner. Anyway, let me know if you would like to get in contact there too :)

Help me find this sketch, please:
An Irish man has had a cultural exchange with a Japanese man and at the end brings him to a pub, says insensitive but well-meaning things. My recollection is hazy, but it felt like a parody of a TV show.

Hi everyone. We didn't meet our last goal, and we urgently need help because of a large water bill. We are a disabled, schizophrenic, transgender system living in Poland, and we need help with rent and bills, as we aren't able work due to our disabilities. Our goal is $700.

hi chat, I've been depressed, sorry for disappearing. I've received a total of $122/150 of my goal for the month. a little extra push to help me raise that last $28 would be so greatly appreciated.

Had a dream someone was using an LLM during confession.

Where's the oomf!😺

a speckled tortoiseshell cat from below. she leans down peering into the camera curiously, her whiskers drooping down and towards the viewer

i just got fired, and im the only source of income for two trans disabled people and a cat. if you can help keep us afloat while i hunt for new opportunities i'd be incredibly grateful. even just sharing helps a lot.
CA: $QuadrupleHaelix
V: @QuadrupleHaelix
PP: @QuadrupleHaelix

:o

Polish Gwen…

Hand-wash my car.

#oomfburger

And I really do emphasise the “force” bit.

How do I *force* oomfies to interact with me?

One day I'll apologise with a sympathy bun and reveal I am half [redacted until the reveal].

Oomfie, you look like you could get lost in a patch of grass.

*rubs ur tummy as u scroll by*

When I was younger, I had this plan that if by age 30 I was unmarried, I would simply adopt children. I don't remember/understand why it was important to me?

I love when they showed Bender filling in colouring books :)

That sounds good! I choose to read “decedent” as a portmanteau of “decent” and “decadent”.

Maybe, although it does pause things when the ear things aren't on the head and I didn't hear a “beep” from clicking a button.

That was weird. I took off my wireless headphones for a second to fix my hair, which paused the episode I was watching automatically. Putting them back on launched the VLC app and played something else. I haven't opened that app in a week, perhaps two.

Nice socks🤭 Do they make them in an oomfie's😆