mr potato

picture of phil lesh in a flannel shirt playing bass

picture from the movie little giants with a child blowing a snot bubble from his nose

it finally hit me who phil reminds me of sometimes

actually the two guys holding my feet r pretty solid

doing a kegstand at the wendy’s ketchup dispenser everyone else here is a coward

or getting a sunburn after sitting under a reading lamp

cartoon still from king of the hill where bill says “i’m so depressed i can’t even blink”

what’s the future like

i’m amazed at how you always know just what to say and choose not to ❤️

the worst part of going bald has to be letting go of your ratatouille fantasy

YouTube video by notmkdevo Phish: Fluffhead [HD] 2009-03-06 - Hampton Coliseum; Hampton, VA

i can not believe this was 17 years ago

couldn’t decide on a marktwayne or brucewayne joke so shut my head in the car door instead

you ever jump rope and end up in kansas

my new year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating

[after a solid minute of the funeral director staring at us, i repeat]

…bunk coffins

[my wife doing stacked hands motion]

like…double decker

a restaurant with this aesthetic called square meal

fuck you but not the horse you rode in on

ironic part is that the dark blue are probably the worst

53% say yes!!

did this once with my dog “echo” probably sounded like an asshole

i get high and run people over with an electric scooter really is a third conversation at best

coworker once told me “when i was a kid i was digging a hole looking for dinosaur bones but all I found was a cowboy boot before my mom made me stop” which sounds to me like she murdered a cowboy

sometimes a coworker will drop offhand a piece of lore that feels like finding an audio log in a survival horror game

the opposite of an everything bagel is a nothing burger i got a race car sticker on my s.a.t.s

in the background of a breaking bad scene doing the dishes without stopping to hem the curtains

time travel tsa: you forgot to remove this 3.5 ounce container of liquid from your carry on

billy: i’ll do it yesterday

am i the fella cause i’m feelin moved

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

a cartoon picture of a handsome man in a yellow hat but it’s very blurry

new pfp just dropped

rooting for you

oh that makes so much sense !

blew past my seven pm sleepy and now i’m up forever is this what edging is like