Devonian Stone

And another thing. You are NOT allowed to make fun of the government goons I've deployed to your streets. You are not allowed to oink at them

I'm having gum surgery next week. They estimate I swallowed about two hundred pieces.

if hoagies are outlawed only outlaws will have hoagies

sandwich guy got away? 😍

The officer who was struck by the sandwich is in stable condition. The assailant escaped on foot because the other officers simultaneously lunged at the sandwich on the ground, bumping heads and knocking each other out cold

a collection of ingredients set out and ready to make a meal including a circle of two kinds of flour with an egg and some water in the middle of it, like a noodle pyramid. there is also some bread dough in a pan to the left chopped up vegetables including carrot celery and onion and garlic laid out on the cutting board and some spices and 2 lb of ground beef and a bunch of other stuff

a plate of wide pasta noodles and meatballs with fluffy bread, furnished with herbs and cheese

my body is a machine that turns
this into this
↙️ ↘️

Assaults on ICE up 480000%

if you give a mouse a guillotine, they're gonna want a tyrant or a colonizer to behead ...

If you give a mouse a Switch 2, they're going to want a Switch 2 Pro Controller to go with it.

If you give a mouse a secondary objective and an accelerant.

kash patel photoshop to switch out his crazy eyes with sauron eyes

none shall evade his fearsome gaze

If you defend mark cuban rabidly enough on bsky he will give you a one year supply of blood pressure pills for free I hear

ronald mcdonald got a job jiggling artificial bolders but he got fired because he couldn't make the sham rocks shake

heroyam slava

A Ukrainian soldier beams with joy after finally getting to eat his favorite hometown bread for the first time in a year.

ronald mcdonald got a job jiggling artificial bolders but he got fired because he couldn't make the sham rocks shake

@gork is this true

😘👌

famously, no one ever cheated with a former lover until the year 2000

no it's only afternoon wait

you wouldnt finish a task

good evening, adhd havers

Is "two teenagers slapped Big Balls" the modern day version of the assassination of Franz Ferdinand?

busy day

This is the part where I pop in to say what I said five years ago when the first wave of terf attacks online started: the anti-trans movement is a radicalization funnel for the broader fascist transnational movement much the same way the anti-VAX and anti-mask movements were radicalization funnels.

seriously want people who have not been in DC in August to listen to people who have.

This mobilization will wreck morale.

if you spend long enough poking the discourse you find the discourse poking you or something

It's been so long since I've poked the discourse! I forgot what it was like!