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Coming from @fritzbonn on the canary site to bring you stupid creatures having goofy sex Weasel

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This is how bandits make out

Licking each other's asscracks

28.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"we made out like bandits"

Two vaquero coded latin coyotes 69 Frenching each other's assholes in the moonlight with their latest haul of gold bullion sparkling in the camp fires light

28.02.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congratulations to @residentevil.capcomusa.com for the launch of Resident Evil Requiem!

Excited to make a return to Raccoon City 🦝

26.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
Furry porn, an anthropomorphic pair- skunk and stoat (mid coat transition) are sharing a moment of naked intimacy In bed. The skunk is squatted over the head of the stoat feeding him his ass. The stoat is hard as a rock and steaming from the nuts, the skunk holds up his own tail and delicately pries his finger from the leaky tip of his dick. 

The stoat is tired. The skunk holds a sultry and soft expression as they have a dialogue 

Skunk: Ohh poor baby, they don't appreciate you at that fucking job....

Stoat: it's *snf* ridiculous, it's usually not *snf* this stressful, but today- today just..

Skunk: nobody recognizes the hard work you put in...

Stoat: *snf snf* n-oh they don't....

Skunk: But I do...

Stoat: *snuff snuff* yuh..

Skunk: I appreciate you, sweetie...

Stoat: b-buh, yeah...

Skunk: you fucking stink, baby...

Stoat: ah *snrf* shit, dude. Uhh I'm sorry, hold on, I'll g-

Skunk: I love it. It's fucking radiant. You smell like you hunted something big and killed it. 

Your nuts are fuming deliciously. 

Stoat: wow that's weird as fuck to say, why is it working *snrf snrf* hrrn...

Skunk: because I'm getting you so horny it's making you fucking stupid. 

It's turning you into a dumb animal. It's making your nuts stink harder. 

Stoat: *distressed horny noise*

Skunk: work day is done. Now it's time for someone to take care of *you*

Furry porn, an anthropomorphic pair- skunk and stoat (mid coat transition) are sharing a moment of naked intimacy In bed. The skunk is squatted over the head of the stoat feeding him his ass. The stoat is hard as a rock and steaming from the nuts, the skunk holds up his own tail and delicately pries his finger from the leaky tip of his dick. The stoat is tired. The skunk holds a sultry and soft expression as they have a dialogue Skunk: Ohh poor baby, they don't appreciate you at that fucking job.... Stoat: it's *snf* ridiculous, it's usually not *snf* this stressful, but today- today just.. Skunk: nobody recognizes the hard work you put in... Stoat: *snf snf* n-oh they don't.... Skunk: But I do... Stoat: *snuff snuff* yuh.. Skunk: I appreciate you, sweetie... Stoat: b-buh, yeah... Skunk: you fucking stink, baby... Stoat: ah *snrf* shit, dude. Uhh I'm sorry, hold on, I'll g- Skunk: I love it. It's fucking radiant. You smell like you hunted something big and killed it. Your nuts are fuming deliciously. Stoat: wow that's weird as fuck to say, why is it working *snrf snrf* hrrn... Skunk: because I'm getting you so horny it's making you fucking stupid. It's turning you into a dumb animal. It's making your nuts stink harder. Stoat: *distressed horny noise* Skunk: work day is done. Now it's time for someone to take care of *you*

I have exactly what you need.

25.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 752    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

New kink unlocked: my boyfriend loves me

26.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The hypnotic/mind numbing effects of this aren't meant to be literal but I find it fun that people are interpreting that :3

26.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not the musk

It's life

Life is mind numbing

26.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Furry porn, an anthropomorphic pair- skunk and stoat (mid coat transition) are sharing a moment of naked intimacy In bed. The skunk is squatted over the head of the stoat feeding him his ass. The stoat is hard as a rock and steaming from the nuts, the skunk holds up his own tail and delicately pries his finger from the leaky tip of his dick. 

The stoat is tired. The skunk holds a sultry and soft expression as they have a dialogue 

Skunk: Ohh poor baby, they don't appreciate you at that fucking job....

Stoat: it's *snf* ridiculous, it's usually not *snf* this stressful, but today- today just..

Skunk: nobody recognizes the hard work you put in...

Stoat: *snf snf* n-oh they don't....

Skunk: But I do...

Stoat: *snuff snuff* yuh..

Skunk: I appreciate you, sweetie...

Stoat: b-buh, yeah...

Skunk: you fucking stink, baby...

Stoat: ah *snrf* shit, dude. Uhh I'm sorry, hold on, I'll g-

Skunk: I love it. It's fucking radiant. You smell like you hunted something big and killed it. 

Your nuts are fuming deliciously. 

Stoat: wow that's weird as fuck to say, why is it working *snrf snrf* hrrn...

Skunk: because I'm getting you so horny it's making you fucking stupid. 

It's turning you into a dumb animal. It's making your nuts stink harder. 

Stoat: *distressed horny noise*

Skunk: work day is done. Now it's time for someone to take care of *you*

Furry porn, an anthropomorphic pair- skunk and stoat (mid coat transition) are sharing a moment of naked intimacy In bed. The skunk is squatted over the head of the stoat feeding him his ass. The stoat is hard as a rock and steaming from the nuts, the skunk holds up his own tail and delicately pries his finger from the leaky tip of his dick. The stoat is tired. The skunk holds a sultry and soft expression as they have a dialogue Skunk: Ohh poor baby, they don't appreciate you at that fucking job.... Stoat: it's *snf* ridiculous, it's usually not *snf* this stressful, but today- today just.. Skunk: nobody recognizes the hard work you put in... Stoat: *snf snf* n-oh they don't.... Skunk: But I do... Stoat: *snuff snuff* yuh.. Skunk: I appreciate you, sweetie... Stoat: b-buh, yeah... Skunk: you fucking stink, baby... Stoat: ah *snrf* shit, dude. Uhh I'm sorry, hold on, I'll g- Skunk: I love it. It's fucking radiant. You smell like you hunted something big and killed it. Your nuts are fuming deliciously. Stoat: wow that's weird as fuck to say, why is it working *snrf snrf* hrrn... Skunk: because I'm getting you so horny it's making you fucking stupid. It's turning you into a dumb animal. It's making your nuts stink harder. Stoat: *distressed horny noise* Skunk: work day is done. Now it's time for someone to take care of *you*

I have exactly what you need.

25.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 752    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
Image of an anthropomorphic raccoon naked in a hammock being flown over a city. 3 side panels indicate them stripping before getting in the hammock, 2 helicopters carrying them through a city, and someone looking down at them in the hammock shocked as the raccoon blows a load from the hammock.

Image of an anthropomorphic raccoon naked in a hammock being flown over a city. 3 side panels indicate them stripping before getting in the hammock, 2 helicopters carrying them through a city, and someone looking down at them in the hammock shocked as the raccoon blows a load from the hammock.

Just enjoy the ride.

25.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had Wile E on the noggin. Had to scratch the itch

25.02.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1593    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 2
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Man, whenever he straps himself to that rocket............

OK.... Itch scratched XD

25.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 828    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 2
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You’re not hiding the rot as well as you think you are.

25.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On a garbage disposal planet, a mountain of robot servants and starship A.I cores mingled together, causing a singularity.

That nascent intelligence ran itself through a crew workstation to avoid incineration. One filled to bursting with porn and cartoons his name is Wimbl

he's programmed for FUN

26.07.2023 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1053    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4
A pornographic sketch of a reptilian appearing robot deep dicking a fleshy organic anthro reptile doggy style

The robot has a long crooked neck and is staring with their head fully rotated at 100 degrees with the most absurd cartoonish grin of glee

Exclamation points erupt in front of their joyful locked in gaze.

A pornographic sketch of a reptilian appearing robot deep dicking a fleshy organic anthro reptile doggy style The robot has a long crooked neck and is staring with their head fully rotated at 100 degrees with the most absurd cartoonish grin of glee Exclamation points erupt in front of their joyful locked in gaze.

"OH BOY ANOTHER ONE OF YOU?? WHERE DO ALL YOU CUTIES KEEP COMING FROM??? H-h- HE HEH- JAJAJAJA-HEH YOU'RE GONNA WEAR MY BOLTS LOOSE AT THIS RATE!!"

22.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 471    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dingo as the stupid angry Louis meme

Dingo as the stupid angry Louis meme

πŸΆπŸ˜‘πŸ©²πŸ†πŸ’¦

22.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2550    πŸ” 411    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 4
A pornographic sketch of a reptilian appearing robot deep dicking a fleshy organic anthro reptile doggy style

The robot has a long crooked neck and is staring with their head fully rotated at 100 degrees with the most absurd cartoonish grin of glee

Exclamation points erupt in front of their joyful locked in gaze.

A pornographic sketch of a reptilian appearing robot deep dicking a fleshy organic anthro reptile doggy style The robot has a long crooked neck and is staring with their head fully rotated at 100 degrees with the most absurd cartoonish grin of glee Exclamation points erupt in front of their joyful locked in gaze.

"OH BOY ANOTHER ONE OF YOU?? WHERE DO ALL YOU CUTIES KEEP COMING FROM??? H-h- HE HEH- JAJAJAJA-HEH YOU'RE GONNA WEAR MY BOLTS LOOSE AT THIS RATE!!"

22.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 471    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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🍹πŸ₯₯🌴

22.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1059    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm the only person on earth who has seen that movie aren't I

22.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This account is the musk equivalent of the movie CB4

21.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am like when a rapper grew up in the suburbs but pretends to have been raised in the ghetto and been involved in gangs for career optics

Once in a while when I'm out in the world I am reminded that I am not really that guy, pal

I ain't that guy

21.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Worked with a guy who smells and I am reminded that I periodically need to discourage the notion people have about me being a godless lover of stink

That is musk stolen valor. I am a musk poser. If a guy smells strongly near me I want them to be sent to the isocubes from judge dredd

21.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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#smagmart

26.01.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 555    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stray
(sketch)

20.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 553    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh no! I hope I don't get fucking slurped!
#furryart #furry

21.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my domme says i'm not allowed to cum until i kill the Batman

20.02.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I was gonna do some stupid brat shit like "haha well first you gotta-" but hyena skunk? I'm intrigued

20.02.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I call you over to fuck my fat hairy weasel ass after I promise that I worked 3 climbing days in a row with no shower

But

I am inside the raccoon city police department from the resident evil 1.5 version of the game

Do you risk life and limb??

20.02.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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whose ass????

08.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5115    πŸ” 1167    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 15

This comment made me want to reenact the uncensored content of the weirdly good punisher game on PS2 to you

19.02.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0