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Coming from @fritzbonn on the canary site to bring you stupid creatures having goofy sex Weasel

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Thank you for reminding me to make this

03.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a telegram chat screenshot

Ponk: "Leon's like THE Resident Evil character now right

Almond, quoting Ponk: "Chris is still serving time for his role in Jan 6th"

a telegram chat screenshot Ponk: "Leon's like THE Resident Evil character now right Almond, quoting Ponk: "Chris is still serving time for his role in Jan 6th"

the horrible laugh i made

03.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All the moisture that drips from my balls and the cum that I pump out

Will quench thy thirst

03.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exploring Office Dynamics

Commission

15.01.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You're a giant kobold at like

5'11

02.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh boy you'd be a Big Ol kobold, a gray one with a horned snout but kobold everything else. OoOOOoo..

02.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A portrait of an anthro dragon with raptorial and mammalian features. Red and orange and black with white fuzz on top and on the chest. Horned and with piercing yellow eyes against a teal background

A portrait of an anthro dragon with raptorial and mammalian features. Red and orange and black with white fuzz on top and on the chest. Horned and with piercing yellow eyes against a teal background

Interpretation of a Dragon.

Bow down.

02.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 377    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

All kobolds are going to get deep dicked

They're gonna feel my cock up by their lungs

They're gonna pack both my nuts in their mouth even if they look like hamsters doing it

02.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
rudy (a red fox) smoking a cigarette at sunrise wearing a burger king crown with trees in the background

rudy (a red fox) smoking a cigarette at sunrise wearing a burger king crown with trees in the background

hubo una vez un gran rey
que tenΓ­a muchas tierras un castillo y tambiΓ©n un amor

24.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 886    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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[Re-up] Guardian #ExsysArt

02.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2074    πŸ” 448    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Furry porn, an anthropomorphic pair- skunk and stoat (mid coat transition) are sharing a moment of naked intimacy In bed. The skunk is squatted over the head of the stoat feeding him his ass. The stoat is hard as a rock and steaming from the nuts, the skunk holds up his own tail and delicately pries his finger from the leaky tip of his dick. 

The stoat is tired. The skunk holds a sultry and soft expression as they have a dialogue 

Skunk: Ohh poor baby, they don't appreciate you at that fucking job....

Stoat: it's *snf* ridiculous, it's usually not *snf* this stressful, but today- today just..

Skunk: nobody recognizes the hard work you put in...

Stoat: *snf snf* n-oh they don't....

Skunk: But I do...

Stoat: *snuff snuff* yuh..

Skunk: I appreciate you, sweetie...

Stoat: b-buh, yeah...

Skunk: you fucking stink, baby...

Stoat: ah *snrf* shit, dude. Uhh I'm sorry, hold on, I'll g-

Skunk: I love it. It's fucking radiant. You smell like you hunted something big and killed it. 

Your nuts are fuming deliciously. 

Stoat: wow that's weird as fuck to say, why is it working *snrf snrf* hrrn...

Skunk: because I'm getting you so horny it's making you fucking stupid. 

It's turning you into a dumb animal. It's making your nuts stink harder. 

Stoat: *distressed horny noise*

Skunk: work day is done. Now it's time for someone to take care of *you*

Furry porn, an anthropomorphic pair- skunk and stoat (mid coat transition) are sharing a moment of naked intimacy In bed. The skunk is squatted over the head of the stoat feeding him his ass. The stoat is hard as a rock and steaming from the nuts, the skunk holds up his own tail and delicately pries his finger from the leaky tip of his dick. The stoat is tired. The skunk holds a sultry and soft expression as they have a dialogue Skunk: Ohh poor baby, they don't appreciate you at that fucking job.... Stoat: it's *snf* ridiculous, it's usually not *snf* this stressful, but today- today just.. Skunk: nobody recognizes the hard work you put in... Stoat: *snf snf* n-oh they don't.... Skunk: But I do... Stoat: *snuff snuff* yuh.. Skunk: I appreciate you, sweetie... Stoat: b-buh, yeah... Skunk: you fucking stink, baby... Stoat: ah *snrf* shit, dude. Uhh I'm sorry, hold on, I'll g- Skunk: I love it. It's fucking radiant. You smell like you hunted something big and killed it. Your nuts are fuming deliciously. Stoat: wow that's weird as fuck to say, why is it working *snrf snrf* hrrn... Skunk: because I'm getting you so horny it's making you fucking stupid. It's turning you into a dumb animal. It's making your nuts stink harder. Stoat: *distressed horny noise* Skunk: work day is done. Now it's time for someone to take care of *you*

I have exactly what you need.

25.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

This is how bandits make out

Licking each other's asscracks

28.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"we made out like bandits"

Two vaquero coded latin coyotes 69 Frenching each other's assholes in the moonlight with their latest haul of gold bullion sparkling in the camp fires light

28.02.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congratulations to @residentevil.capcomusa.com for the launch of Resident Evil Requiem!

Excited to make a return to Raccoon City 🦝

26.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

New kink unlocked: my boyfriend loves me

26.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The hypnotic/mind numbing effects of this aren't meant to be literal but I find it fun that people are interpreting that :3

26.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not the musk

It's life

Life is mind numbing

26.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Furry porn, an anthropomorphic pair- skunk and stoat (mid coat transition) are sharing a moment of naked intimacy In bed. The skunk is squatted over the head of the stoat feeding him his ass. The stoat is hard as a rock and steaming from the nuts, the skunk holds up his own tail and delicately pries his finger from the leaky tip of his dick. 

The stoat is tired. The skunk holds a sultry and soft expression as they have a dialogue 

Skunk: Ohh poor baby, they don't appreciate you at that fucking job....

Stoat: it's *snf* ridiculous, it's usually not *snf* this stressful, but today- today just..

Skunk: nobody recognizes the hard work you put in...

Stoat: *snf snf* n-oh they don't....

Skunk: But I do...

Stoat: *snuff snuff* yuh..

Skunk: I appreciate you, sweetie...

Stoat: b-buh, yeah...

Skunk: you fucking stink, baby...

Stoat: ah *snrf* shit, dude. Uhh I'm sorry, hold on, I'll g-

Skunk: I love it. It's fucking radiant. You smell like you hunted something big and killed it. 

Your nuts are fuming deliciously. 

Stoat: wow that's weird as fuck to say, why is it working *snrf snrf* hrrn...

Skunk: because I'm getting you so horny it's making you fucking stupid. 

It's turning you into a dumb animal. It's making your nuts stink harder. 

Stoat: *distressed horny noise*

Skunk: work day is done. Now it's time for someone to take care of *you*

Furry porn, an anthropomorphic pair- skunk and stoat (mid coat transition) are sharing a moment of naked intimacy In bed. The skunk is squatted over the head of the stoat feeding him his ass. The stoat is hard as a rock and steaming from the nuts, the skunk holds up his own tail and delicately pries his finger from the leaky tip of his dick. The stoat is tired. The skunk holds a sultry and soft expression as they have a dialogue Skunk: Ohh poor baby, they don't appreciate you at that fucking job.... Stoat: it's *snf* ridiculous, it's usually not *snf* this stressful, but today- today just.. Skunk: nobody recognizes the hard work you put in... Stoat: *snf snf* n-oh they don't.... Skunk: But I do... Stoat: *snuff snuff* yuh.. Skunk: I appreciate you, sweetie... Stoat: b-buh, yeah... Skunk: you fucking stink, baby... Stoat: ah *snrf* shit, dude. Uhh I'm sorry, hold on, I'll g- Skunk: I love it. It's fucking radiant. You smell like you hunted something big and killed it. Your nuts are fuming deliciously. Stoat: wow that's weird as fuck to say, why is it working *snrf snrf* hrrn... Skunk: because I'm getting you so horny it's making you fucking stupid. It's turning you into a dumb animal. It's making your nuts stink harder. Stoat: *distressed horny noise* Skunk: work day is done. Now it's time for someone to take care of *you*

I have exactly what you need.

25.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 822    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3
Image of an anthropomorphic raccoon naked in a hammock being flown over a city. 3 side panels indicate them stripping before getting in the hammock, 2 helicopters carrying them through a city, and someone looking down at them in the hammock shocked as the raccoon blows a load from the hammock.

Image of an anthropomorphic raccoon naked in a hammock being flown over a city. 3 side panels indicate them stripping before getting in the hammock, 2 helicopters carrying them through a city, and someone looking down at them in the hammock shocked as the raccoon blows a load from the hammock.

Just enjoy the ride.

25.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had Wile E on the noggin. Had to scratch the itch

25.02.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1619    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 2
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Man, whenever he straps himself to that rocket............

OK.... Itch scratched XD

25.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 836    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 2
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You’re not hiding the rot as well as you think you are.

25.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On a garbage disposal planet, a mountain of robot servants and starship A.I cores mingled together, causing a singularity.

That nascent intelligence ran itself through a crew workstation to avoid incineration. One filled to bursting with porn and cartoons his name is Wimbl

he's programmed for FUN

26.07.2023 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1057    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4
A pornographic sketch of a reptilian appearing robot deep dicking a fleshy organic anthro reptile doggy style

The robot has a long crooked neck and is staring with their head fully rotated at 100 degrees with the most absurd cartoonish grin of glee

Exclamation points erupt in front of their joyful locked in gaze.

A pornographic sketch of a reptilian appearing robot deep dicking a fleshy organic anthro reptile doggy style The robot has a long crooked neck and is staring with their head fully rotated at 100 degrees with the most absurd cartoonish grin of glee Exclamation points erupt in front of their joyful locked in gaze.

"OH BOY ANOTHER ONE OF YOU?? WHERE DO ALL YOU CUTIES KEEP COMING FROM??? H-h- HE HEH- JAJAJAJA-HEH YOU'RE GONNA WEAR MY BOLTS LOOSE AT THIS RATE!!"

22.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dingo as the stupid angry Louis meme

Dingo as the stupid angry Louis meme

πŸΆπŸ˜‘πŸ©²πŸ†πŸ’¦

22.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2554    πŸ” 411    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 4
A pornographic sketch of a reptilian appearing robot deep dicking a fleshy organic anthro reptile doggy style

The robot has a long crooked neck and is staring with their head fully rotated at 100 degrees with the most absurd cartoonish grin of glee

Exclamation points erupt in front of their joyful locked in gaze.

A pornographic sketch of a reptilian appearing robot deep dicking a fleshy organic anthro reptile doggy style The robot has a long crooked neck and is staring with their head fully rotated at 100 degrees with the most absurd cartoonish grin of glee Exclamation points erupt in front of their joyful locked in gaze.

"OH BOY ANOTHER ONE OF YOU?? WHERE DO ALL YOU CUTIES KEEP COMING FROM??? H-h- HE HEH- JAJAJAJA-HEH YOU'RE GONNA WEAR MY BOLTS LOOSE AT THIS RATE!!"

22.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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🍹πŸ₯₯🌴

22.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1062    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm the only person on earth who has seen that movie aren't I

22.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This account is the musk equivalent of the movie CB4

21.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0