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HerRoyalThighness

@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social

Screenwriter. A walking study in demonology. Engineer. Cinephile. Astrophotographer. Anarchist. Infosec. Monster Movie Maven. MUA. Mad Max Historian. Pug mother. Jeff VanderMeer stan. She/Her πŸŽ₯ https://www.patreon.com/ElizabethWalker

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Use minoxidil. On your brows, not the chin hair. Unless you want a goatee.

09.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen people eat at the gym but it’s usually fast food or something they got from a machine. First time I’ve seen this.

09.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skinny brows are trending again 🀒

09.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

EYE MAKEUP πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

09.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know I just said no automatically lol

09.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah I wear a mask you can’t even see my face.

09.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He was at the bench next to me and had a lunchbox πŸ’€

09.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they frozen or refrigerated

09.03.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

OHHHH SHIT. I SHOULD’VE SAID YES.

09.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Some guy at the gym offered me an uncrustable??? What is this??

09.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Where do you see yourself in five years

09.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

Pugs come with too many.

08.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catelli!

08.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the things that sucks about living alone is I often have leftovers and I hate leftovers 🌝

08.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think he’ll do it. It’ll kill the Republican Party.

08.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Protein pasta with a turkey breast vodka sauce, kale Caesar salad and garlic bread.

Protein pasta with a turkey breast vodka sauce, kale Caesar salad and garlic bread.

Dinner.

Protein pasta with a turkey breast vodka sauce, kale Caesar salad and garlic bread.

08.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

🌝

08.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God what the *fuck*

08.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

They took six of his teeth but they need to take all of them I am in pain πŸ’€

08.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Vet: how’s Bean’s energy
Bean: *attacking my foot and trying to drag me down the hall*
Me: uh…maybe too good

08.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The rags publishing β€œhow to survive nuclear war” etc thinkpieces aren’t reading the room. Nobody wants to survive. People will be running towards the mushroom cloud.

08.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

You’re supposed to cry after each episode of The Pit right

08.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A redheaded woman in a black sweater and lace shirt

A redheaded woman in a black sweater and lace shirt

Makeup today.

08.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

That window shot inspired me LOL

08.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope it clears up soon!

08.03.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry πŸ«‚

08.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rich people are the wolves our ancestors would have killed.

08.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do volunteer work on Sundays and coming back to the responses on this are fucking heartbreaking.

08.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Canadians too.

08.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I worked downtown, I was on the office late one night when I heard sirens. A disabled man had killed himself on the steps of the legislature building. It’s just horrifying.

08.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0