HerRoyalThighness

It may seem silly to post makeup selfies during the end times, but I still remember like a decade ago when a trans woman DM’d me for eyeliner help on Twitter.

I am kind of surprised people liked the gold makeup so much. I may try some different, more ethereal looks with it.

Putting my OOO on tomorrow and I’m not back to work until mid January.

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Your silly post about "i thought this was zac efron interviewing jeffree star" made me snort laugh and fart simultaneously in a crowded break room

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Uhhh my selfies have hit goonersky and if you’re following me for that type of content you’re in for a surprise because this is where I complain

send me anonymous messages! What Holiday Horror movies should folks seek out?

Await Further Instructions, Black Christmas, Rare Exports, Better Watch Out, Gremlins.

I'm a 35 year old male virgin, am I cooked chat?

No. Idk why people place such importance on sex tbh.

We are but there’s a hiring freeze. I’ll connect when it’s lifted!

I mean, I do.

Is this Al? You're getting scammed when you get old It's I? Could probably scam you now tbh Delivered

Give me strength

I’ve been online for a very long time and this is one of the most disturbing images I’ve ever seen.

Two Christmas outfits for a dog: snoopy pjs and a Christmas sweater “merry Christmas ya filthy animals”

Which one for Bean’s Santa pictures?

Little tail wiggles!!

Nixon blocked me on Twitter 💀

I had to use my private insurance to get my Covid booster or pay 200 bucks get her the fuck out of here.

lmaoooooo

Amazing work and an incredibly important read!

The 10 Best Books of 2025

Absolutely stunned and honored to see THERE IS NO PLACE FOR US on this list.

I'm grateful beyond words to the five families who trusted me with their stories and allowed me to witness their struggle to secure a home.

Mashed potato brains what an embarrassment

Treats® rewards* Bestie VIPP Congratulations, you're a VIPP! You've spent $4,248 this year**

I am not disclosing this information to my accountant I am going to say I do coke.

I have spent 5 grand in 2025 on Bean’s treats and toys.

He is back in his blanket fort truly a creature of comfort.

Bean in a green little bandana.

🚨 THE GROOMER PUT A CHRISTMAS BANDANA ON BEAN 🚨

Oh my god

Very very clear. Her little scoff says it all.

This reminds me of NGC 246 (also known as the Skull Nebula)

So, no word on worker's comp yet and it has put me in a precarious situation with rent. I very badly need to raise $550. I know it's a big ask. This is not how I want to start my birthday month. I'm sorry