HerRoyalThighness

Shark coochie (charcuterie to the uncultured)

Not to brag but my lunch is divine.

It’s brilliant!

Lorraine Lyon and Roy Tillman

LL: You want freedom with no responsibility? Son, there is only one person on Earth who gets that deal.

RT: The president?

LL: A baby.

Ole Munch from Fargo s5

Ole Munch:

“You say woman I bring one guy. You say tiger, I bring different guy, cost you three times.”

Dot from Fargo S5

Dot:

“Listen, bitch. I’ve climbed through six kinds of hell to get where I am and no Ivy League Royal wannabe is gonna run me off just because she doesn’t like the way I smell. If you want to tussle with me, you better sleep with both eyes open because nobody takes what is mine and lives.”

FARGO S5 has some of the best character writing in decades, imo.

❤️❤️❤️❤️

New generative AI statement for @hinterland.bsky.social's games, being added first to the Episode Five build launching at the end of March.

(Needs some formatting tweaks for widescreens apparently...😅)

snake plisken saying get a new president

'Escape from New York' (1981)
dir: John Carpenter 📽️

I just realized I’m continuing the proud Canadian tradition of making a werewolf film.

The Food of the Gods (1976, Bert I. Gordon) - Against the ‘70s Hey folks, and welcome to the fourth film in this new six-film series, Animal Apocalypses, where I look at a bunch of “nature run amok” movies that

Hey folks! It’s end of the month, and time for a new AGAINST THE ‘70S! This time I’m looking at Bert I. Gordon in general, and FOOD OF THE GODS in particular. The things I have to say therein may surprise you!

againstthe70s.blot.im/the-food-of-...

bsky.app/profile/ourf...

I still get teary thinking about the ending.

My *favourite* movie of 2025.

Oooh this is right up my alley.

Today I started reading CAPITALISM HATES YOU: MARXISM AND THE NEW HORROR FILM by @joshuagooch.bsky.social. Great stuff! 👍🏻

A man golfing while trees burn behind him

TFW you’re working on creative projects during WW3 and the horrors of late capitalism

This is so embarrassing my god

I’ll post some of the screenplay this week!

Bean’s gas is killing me

New Post is up!

www.patreon.com/posts/151976...

Screenshot of text that says: Hello, wanting to provide context to why I need continuous help with survival funds. I'm a single mom who also caretakes for my disabled child. He is high needs meaning he needs help with everything through out the day. I'm disabled myself. I have long covid which mostly entails POTs, ME/CFS and uterine fibroids. When I was last working I ended up in the ER from overworking my body and decided it was best for me to stay home especially since my disabled child was already struggling so much with the caretaker he had at the time. I also have a trans child so we live in California where it's safest for her and my family in general as two of us are disabled. I'm working towards getting on disability at the moment as well as exploring options to be paid to be my son's caregiver as his behavior gets worse when I'm not the one caring for him. Nothing goes unappreciated and I truly try to thank anyone who helps to the best of my ability. I suffer chronic fatigue so my spoons are limited. Thank you if you read this

Rent is due THIS Sunday! My landlord doesn’t accept late payments anymore so I REALLY need help to to keep my kids and I housed. Any help means a lot! 💜

Rent-$2100

End of the month groceries -$480

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy

'Parasite' Director Bong Joon-ho on the Art of Class Warfare “I think we all have a very sensitive antennae to class, in general.”

Such a great interview.

www.gq.com/story/parasi...

Will be revisiting THE SECRET OF THE OOZE this afternoon!

A true poster

They’re high in fibre too so a bit gritty but they work. That looks good!

This is probably one of the greatest novels I’ve ever read.

And due to his recent death, I’ve discovered he was a massive cunt 🥲

Good taste!