It's so sad that democracy is at the mercy of Joe Rogan trying to figure out life.
reposting the ancient gospel of @brendelbored.bsky.social
In better news, apparently this group or company went under.
π A golden statue of US President Donald Trump and late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has been installed near the US Capitol in Washington, DC, alongside banners with a picture of the two calling to "Make America Safe Again".
Rogan: ICE is just rounding people up and raiding places and pulling people out of their houses. People got very uncomfortable with militarized police wearing masks on the street. And then you find out that these guys have only been trained for 7 weeks, and they get a $50,000 signing bonus.
The idea that heβs just some dumb curious regular guy well into his 50s was always a very convenient act to avoid any criticism.
The White House wants an extra $50 billion to fund Trumpβs illegal war.
Thatβs on top of the Pentagonβs $1T budget β which Trump is trying to boost to $1.5T.
Remember that over half of defense spending flows to private corporations and the Pentagon has failed eight financial audits in a row.
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The toadies in the room are insufferable.
War ain't what it used to be.
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Meanwhile, Trumpβs regulators have announced they will fight any state that attempts to regulate prediction markets.
Always follow the money.
A new front in The War of Protein ...
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Question for evangelical Trump voters: Who would Jesus bomb?
Right on, Sarah!!
Community defense is different here. Scary. Lonely. There's (some) safety in numbers, and they're hard to come by in our red exurban and rural communities.
We're standing up anyway.
So, today's front page print headline seemed quite fitting:
Emotion, defiance as ICE roams western WI
FUCK ICE.
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
Send their kids for a change.
this is what they said it would be like under socialism
Did Trump just brag about "seriously damaging" the fishing industry around South America with his boat bombings?
Trump: For the sake of time I'm just gonna read a list of names and say either "murdered" or "raped" #SOTU
Little Marco ... a great little toady.
Man who pardoned 1,600 insurrectionists on his first day back in office says "we must totally reject political violence of any kind."
Mike Johnson's smug, smarmy smiling through all the lies ...
Republican audience cheering for the purple heart, the same medal they mocked John Kerry for in 2004.
really remarkable how trump seems to relish sharing this lurid stories about the terrible pain people have experienced, and he does it exclusively to score some partisan points
Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"