Sharky 🦈

Chose "Balance Inquiry."

It was Parliaments for me, but I feel this in my bones.

It is National Signing Day, 2026. Barron slowly walks up to the podium with a hat with a cross on it and at the last second throws it away and rips open his button down to show off a t shirt with the word BUDDHISM emblazoned across the chest

Maybe they'll get him in the transfer portal.

RFK, Jr. didn't even get his worm above the bar.

*five

It's not stray anymore.

The Wright brothers dressed sharply, which I am reliably informed every girl is crazy about.

On their way to steal your girl and also revolutionize travel.

black-tie burpees, chance

this is a problem that solves itself

Photo of a ginger and white cat wearing a navy blue soft medical cone, sitting on a grey tiled floor sniffing the air to his left. His left eye is closed.

CAN SNIF BEEFS

BEEFS FOR AN PORE BOI PLS

The Palliation of the Christ

Not wanting to learn new protocols is a hell of a drug.

Nailed it

Currently watching Rifftrax: Jurassic Shark.
First impression: Parents might want to cool it with the whole telling their children they can be whatever they want to be. Some people just aren't cut out for acting, directing, producing, camera work, craft services, etc.

Acting like a shark is not easy.

"Witness me!"

Harsh, but fair.

manny diaz won the acc before miami

Talk to your children about CFP teams Tulane and James Madison

On an amazing play

Oh, Duke. You had it.

How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:

I was only 3, so I did the best I could from my living room.

He's just like me fr

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I am now an Old Colony Smokehouse hype account.

Today was a good day for confessions of nerdery.

Maybe don't put sociopaths in charge of the military.

I haven't, but I need to.