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πŸ‘€ Stay hydrated. 15-time Winner of the Internet. Cat Dad. Attorney.

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How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9709    πŸ” 2724    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 34

The fleur-de-lis is πŸ‘©β€πŸ³πŸ’‹

05.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post an iconic horror movie image

05.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

You used to call me on my smelt phone...

04.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, NC!

04.03.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when someone’s net worth reaches a billion dollars it should roll over to zero like the scores in old video games

30.12.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 573    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

Lol. And also, lmao.

04.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7479    πŸ” 1525    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 34

How I arrived on Bluesky

04.03.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

NOT JUST THIS:

Two other Democratic lawmakers in North Carolina who sided with the GOP to overturn vetoes of major bills (e.g. anti-trans legislation) are also losing in their primaries so far to progressive challengers.

This could be a major night in NC.

04.03.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5104    πŸ” 818    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 145

boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog

04.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Jaws

03.03.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don't have time for wokee nonsense like logistics, collateral damage or rules of engagement.

We can finally say "war" again!

03.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Checkmate, Lib!

03.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Organized soccer

03.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jfc

02.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even a content warning πŸ˜”

02.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Condolences to the Rubio family.

02.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

zendaya and tom reportedly got married recently. mazel! (but years ago we all knew it was for keeps)

02.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 738    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 10

This display should've been narrated by David Attenborough.

02.03.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how they get you.

01.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, we're bombing another country to help its people overthrow their government, since it's made up of wealthy, authoritarian elites who've been hoarding the Country's resources for themselves, are using religion to oppress critics, women, and LGBTQ+ folx, and are ignoring their people's suffering?

28.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Mon Mothma and Lyonel Baratheon dance off could heal the world.

28.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gang, if you didn't already love Larry Hama (the man whose GI JOE run defined pretty much Gen X toy lovers' entire canon) you will after this.

Yo. Fucking. Joe.

28.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 513    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

I met him today at a con and he graciously had me pull up a chair behind his table. We had a wonderful conversation. Childhood dream stuff.

28.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party.

We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness β€” or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

28.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 21530    πŸ” 5712    πŸ’¬ 600    πŸ“Œ 240

I have moved from bus to train. No speedometer issues.

27.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHERE DOES IT END, GINA??

27.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0