Sharky 🦈

Purvanio the Breadmancer who refuses to sell me pierogis on Martha’s Vineyard

A lighthouse on stilts next to a riverfront park.

Good morning, from Edenton, NC.

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😻

touching grass isn’t enough i need to touch foreheads with a cat

We have suits?

They never get the shark growl noises right in the movies.

Was it sculpted by AI?

Omg. 😻

She couldn't ignore Scout this time.

stop doomscrolling?? then how will i scroll beyond the doom?

Cuomo, soon: All Your Base Are Belong to Cuomo

did someone hack cuomos twitter account

I hope he continues to tweet through it tbh.

It's been a while since I ate popcorn.

Do all those hustle culture guys whose schedule is like…

Wake up at 4am.
Eat a tiny meal.
Exercise for 15 minutes.
Tiny snack.
10 minute nap.
Splash around in a bowl of water.
Get dressed in practical clothes already laid out.

…realize that’s the same agenda as a literal baby?

crossword puzzles were invented when an 18th century typesetter spilled the evening news on a waffle

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

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crypto's claim to be all about financial freedom is consistently undercut by the fact that it is populated almost entirely by sociopathic scam artists

A wounded duck puppet will also do the trick.

Hey, you. Go get some stuff this weekend from these folks:

@brassybettys.bsky.social
@artologica.net
@creativewronging.bsky.social
@tealcartoons.bsky.social
@roxiqt.com

You're all laughing. He's training AI on misspelt words and you're laughing.

a man in a hawaiian shirt stands in front of a blue wall with david worrell written on the bottom right Alt: Ace Ventura in a Hawaiian shirt searching an empty dolphin tank.

Looking for quotation marks

Wing Commander

Good call.

I like that we have pictures of your haunted clown on our phones.

sometimes I post a place and looking at a picture of it gives me an idea

I like this one much better now

He took a gap year to learn dressage in Rohan.

Trump holding a large poster that reads -Tariffs not only impose immense economic costs but also fail to achieve their primary policy aims and foster political dysfunction along the way

a cartoon of spider-man pointing at another spiderman Alt: A cartoon of three Spiders-Man pointing at each other transitioning to Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire mimicking the gif.

No, she's Southern Baptist.