Gyratorio

Gyratorio

@gyrate.bsky.social

US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.

820 Followers 1,769 Following 6,052 Posts Joined Sep 2023
11 hours ago

Darth Sloth

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12 hours ago

Could not convince her to eat it, alas.

Mmmm….chicken Starburst…

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12 hours ago
Knorr chicken bouillon cube in an orange wrapper

My daughter, passing by: “Why is there a Starburst on the counter?”

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16 hours ago

Just started “Release That Witch”. Some of the Chinese stuff is intense (see also: Lord of Mysteries).

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19 hours ago
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` go on '' . Alt: Jon Stewart is making a funny face and saying ``go on…”
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20 hours ago

You feel pretty freaked out?

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20 hours ago

Urgh… 🤢

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20 hours ago

Agatha Christie
Madeleine L’Engel
Lauren Childs
Janet Evanovich
Beatrix Potter

Can definitely recommend Childs’ YA “Ruby Redfort” series.

Honourable mention to Susannah Clarke - she’s only written three books but I have all of them.

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20 hours ago

I know Hopkins is completely lacking all shame and self-awareness. But surely at some point some part of the brain might suggest that describing one’s weird fantasy of fellating Donald Trump to a worldwide audience isn’t the best idea?

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22 hours ago

Give RFK Jr some time and he’ll turn that around.

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22 hours ago

A lot of them don’t anymore, because the Reagan years and after pushed the “we don’t want our taxes paying for nice things free to the public” line so hard those nice things went away.

But I have no idea what the person posting that picture was after.

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22 hours ago

My guess: “I’m not saying I want anything from you but once I start paying for your HRT you’ll owe me so…”

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1 day ago

Not sure which answer you would prefer…

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1 day ago

“Are the online bank statements compatible with Lotus 1-2-3?”

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1 day ago
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a pink clown with yellow polka dots on his face is standing in front of a group of people Alt: Terrifying costumed character Mister Blobby saying “You’re next!”

I loved him in “Enter the House Party”.

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1 day ago

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

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1 day ago

Okay!

< off to enjoy it while juggling chainsaws in heavy traffic >

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1 day ago

During coffee: awww yeaahhh

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1 day ago
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a cartoon of bugs bunny holding a fish in his paw Alt: a cartoon of bugs bunny sawing off the state of Florida which drifts away

Why couldn’t it be Florida?

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1 day ago

Just hypothetically, how would one enjoy it “irresponsibly”?

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1 day ago

This is why I fill the support column for my mailbox with nitroglycerin.

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1 day ago

This doesn’t seem very “mutual”.

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1 day ago
YouTube
Culdesac Is the First Car-Free Neighborhood and Conspiracy Theorists Hate It | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

Hello British people! Would you like to vomit uncontrollably? Then watch this segment from The Daily Show on 15-minute cities.

Starts out fine. Then Katie Hopkins appears. Then it just gets worse. The last minute or so may require therapy to erase. You have been warned.

youtu.be/cu6ozB7mKDQ?...

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1 day ago

Foreigners are apparently committing genocide by <checks notes> existing near me?

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1 day ago

I’m sure it’s not the first time he’s said “B 12” to someone.

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2 days ago
YouTube
Tim Curry in Lexx Super Nova (1997) YouTube video by Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Let us not forget the glorious weirdness of the show “Lexx”, and Curry’s expert scenery chewing as Poet Man. It is a thing of wonder.

youtu.be/KFmWfkI_FbE

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2 days ago

WTAF

That sketch is less Wunmi Mosaku and more “internet troll face”.

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2 days ago

NONE SHALL PASS

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2 days ago

He does have resting grump face, but that look is more that he’s just waiting patiently for you to do the right thing.

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2 days ago

Does the bigger picture involve the eventual heat death of the universe because if so this is all fine.

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