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Or God’s nip slip?

03.03.2026 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a very low bar though.

03.03.2026 08:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do other countries’ leaders send random family members to preside over UN meetings or is this just an America thing?

03.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s not being evasive here. She’s calling out the Republicans for demanding a closed session and then posting photos online of it.

I mean, yes, she ran cover for Bill but she’s not wrong about the GOP being lying shits either.

02.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What about wasp nests that *aren’t* ground up?

02.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hole opened for Pee

02.03.2026 17:47 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s a metaphor for life.

02.03.2026 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I certainly don’t, and neither

02.03.2026 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Turns out she was understating the case.

02.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DAMMIT LARRY

02.03.2026 14:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everything is happening, but most of it costs money to watch

02.03.2026 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We have to obliterate the *concept* of a nuclear program.

02.03.2026 14:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I'm sorry, but surely it is only right that British citizens should be able to vote in British elections on British issues – not have international problems that are taking place thousands of miles away brought into campaigning."

Err…wasn’t Nigel just off in the Maldives whinging about Chagos?

02.03.2026 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can think of a number of world leaders whose deaths might improve things. Doesn’t mean we should start wars with all of their countries.

01.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just looked at your page and honestly I was hoping for more yelling.

01.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I wish that was a narrower category than it is.

01.03.2026 17:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No, we said show us the *money*.

01.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s one way to win hearts and minds.

01.03.2026 16:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If only Garfield had been there to save you

01.03.2026 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a paper clip mascot stands in front of a green field Alt: A giant Clippy the Paperclip person stands in front of the Microsoft background screen field

Inventor: “Look Martha - I’ve finally invented a new paperclip wait oh god OH NOOOOOOOOO.”

01.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What did I just watch, and where can I find more of it?

01.03.2026 11:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look, it’ll be fine. Wars in the Middle East are always over quickly with no lasting negative consequences.

01.03.2026 10:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing glasses and a lab coat is standing in front of a sign that says a division of #k-tec Alt: a man wearing glasses and a lab coat is presenting a web series called “Will It Blend?”

01.03.2026 09:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

01.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 8546 🔁 2918 💬 117 📌 360

Airplane food

01.03.2026 07:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That world thing sure does burn good.

28.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But on the other hand - cheesecake.

28.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just wait until tomorrow

28.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Operation Epstein Furries

28.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank god we’re now safe from nuclear weapons technology being developed by Iranian schoolgirls.

28.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

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