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the world doesn’t need a new pussycat dolls single rn

i just bought a record player so my whole personality changed forever

signed up to play cornhole. was proud of this team name:

this sunshine makes me want to kiss unfortunately

a man about to consume so much pasta

could have used the eye candy this morning 😘

collecting gym nemeses like
infinity stones

i don’t want to work i just want to listen to amber mark

my kitten demands blanket forts solely so he can do this

the gym shirt tuck has been clinically shown to improve your lifts

did i ever think i’d read philosophy again after college? absolutely not.

was there that much fingerblasting in wuthering heights and i just missed it in high school?

oh thank god other people thought this too

is anyone else thirsty all of a sudden?

squeeze my neck with those biceps more like

as if you don’t already know it’s Yellow Eyes - Yebba

i love the feeling of finding a new favorite song tbh like “oh we’re gonna be together for at least the next ten days straight”

so you’re visiting chicago again soon then?

objects in mirror are closer than they appear

i can’t wait to be fully hairless AND sad

it’s been a minute since i’ve paid the gym mirror toll

a woman sitting in front of a lamp says " like are you done like is it over ? " ALT: a woman sitting in front of a lamp says " like are you done like is it over ? "

these negative wind chills, man.

if anyone has maintained their dry january commitment this year, your mental fortitude needs to be studied

definitely admiring those legs rn

bruh

my husband is lurking in the shadows of this picture like a gremlin

i take one (1) edible and i’m actually so funny you guys you don’t get it

come for the butts; stay for the hearts. (idk i truly have not watched it.)

i’m supposed to voluntarily leave my house today?

lifted heavy things and my back didn’t explode. please clap.