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@guarby.bsky.social

osrs uim | music | fitness | fortnite the aggregation of marginal gains

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First W of Ch 7

First impression is the Deadeye AR is cracked, rest of the loot pool is mid.

Wingsuit is extremely fun once you get past the learning curve.

I can't find ammo in this season so far.

30.11.2025 07:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good choice, nex rules

25.11.2025 07:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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10K

25.11.2025 07:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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me lately

22.11.2025 10:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Average internet people clip farming for zero because they have nothing important to contribute.

28.10.2025 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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3OOO Contracts

26.10.2025 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wrecker Revolver, my beloved.

06.10.2025 08:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cheesed Delulu.

21.09.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will have Lots! by the time I am done with all my contracts. I will likely turn them all into #paste 😂

03.09.2025 20:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would entertain swapping calcified rocks and mox seeds for the ultrafertile soil spell if I didn't need a permanent AFK.

03.09.2025 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Slight changes to my setup.
- Jangerberry in Aldarin Nest in case of contract.
- No more watermelon seeds in inventory. Obtain from the contract or Temple Trekking.
- Strawberry planted in the interim.
- Started keeping calquat seeds with an additional patch.
- Started bagging hardwoods, tbd.

03.09.2025 19:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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2OOO Contracts

03.09.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Drinking 52 Chichilihui rose wines because my bitch wife (Jane) told me to plant a pineapple plant.

31.08.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mox runs, contracts, and calcified rocks while I prepare for the AWS Solutions Architect certification.

Running down herblore and farming the remainder of the year.

31.08.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pure essence factory

08.08.2025 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is probably one of the most dynamic mining methods ever, so addictive.

06.08.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Back at it.

06.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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2.4b (UIM)

02.08.2025 05:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So this is what mr soft paws looks like

10.07.2025 02:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Playing around with the GE potion angles

02.07.2025 07:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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rofl

30.06.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bing bong you fat mf

28.06.2025 22:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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PEAK with friends, 10/10

24.06.2025 17:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A diet coke a day could fix me.

22.06.2025 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here to post intermittent updates on my life and Runescape. We love a 1/4 Awakened KC, gratz!

22.06.2025 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Some games just have the best endings 🫅

20.06.2025 03:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chat, could this be a good season?

13.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Being unemployed feels like a never-ending day. Every hour feels so prolonged.

12.06.2025 03:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cottage cheese is a cheat code for hitting protein goals and funneling every feeling into gym weights.

10.06.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the most beautiful places I've ever visited, for sure

02.06.2025 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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