Fobwashed

The gamer dad version of losing to your kid at basketball 🫨

August 8, 2013

Glory to Arstotzka!

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It’s fucking insane. I see the exact spot people on my mutuals are posting their stories from. How the fuck is this a thing?

If you use Instagram, turn off location sharing for your stories. I can see exactly where people are posting from in the built-in map. What the actual fuck?

Everything can die. Anything can be killed. Nothing is invincible.

bathroom_wall.ttf

Old Gamer

I often forget I’m a dinosaur 👴🏼

Not Sushi_XoXo? 😬

CEOs: AI will make us so much money!

AI making so much money:

I haven’t been following but that it was previously 400GB+ is incredulous. I get that memory continues to get cheaper but people can’t be cool with dedicating that much to a single game. This feels like a real problem that’s going to need a real answer.

That's bigger than the Switch 2's internal memory by a significant amount. Wtf are they doing over there?

Kept seeing you post about it so I downloaded the game yesterday. Got thru the “tutorial” in what felt like 5 minutes. It had been over half an hour. I immediately deleted the game before it could ruin my life 🙏🏼

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So please, do not move forward as normal. This isn't normal.

It's imperative to put pressure on Microsoft to end this. Whether that's by canceling Game Pass, refusing to cover their games with your normal cadence on your platforms, or to pressure them internally as employees.

Now is the time.

I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.

Various terrible plot points are resurfacing in my brain like poison swamp bubbles. It’s truly a nightmare. If you must, go read the plot on Wikipedia or something instead. Save yourself.

You have a finite amount of time on this planet and giving any bit of it to that War of the Worlds movie is a crime. Don’t do it. Do anything else. Literally lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling.

Love the Mario Paint aesthetic

I’ll let you know when I tapped out once you finish. I feel like I was close to the end but there was a moment where I just lost my shit entirely. I couldn’t. Oh god.

It somehow continues to get worse and worse like some kind of terrible hot pepper. It got to a point I couldn’t handle it anymore and I turned it off.

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

Browned butter, three chocolate, Carolina reaper pepper thin cookie.
Tried one and it’s really good. has a post-chew spicyness that is mostly in the tummy/body after you eat it. You can taste the spicy but it’s behind the excellent cookie. If it wasn’t so much work I think I’d make these frequently.

It’s literally impossible for me to do a combo that ends with a double-fireball motion + three punches. I physically can’t pull it off and I’m beginning to wonder if I ever could.

It’s so bad. It’s almost so bad it’s good and then it crosses the event horizon into so bad it’s bad.

Tremendous game. Unmissable.

A coworker gave me a Carolina Reaper pepper so I’m gonna try baking it into some cookies. I chopped it up and I’m waiting for my browned butter to get to room temperature and my eyes are starting to burn. Wtf.

A fighting game, any fighting game, would be lucky to add Yor to its roster

Goddammit. What a fucking game…
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