Fobwashed

Jet Li’s The One

Mars Express is absurdly good and you should watch it.

Live now!

Everything came together nicely. Comfortable fit, removable tongue, solid vision 👍🏼

All the ultra-wealthy and powerful people wrecking shit for everyone in the US are total fucking losers with no charisma. The kind of people you’d try to avoid at a party because their personality is toxic to a good time. And we’re forced to see them do their bullshit day in and day out. Woof.

Amelie finished her birthday card for me. It’s perfect. I love that she organically found my Calvin and Hobbes comics and fell in love with em

I don’t know what’s happening anymore

Internet at home has been out since Monday and Amelie is experiencing a taste of the late 80s childhood I had. Maybe it’s today’s version of “when I was your age I had to walk in the snow 10 miles to school” except its just “we didn’t have internet” 🤣

I had the B tier cartoon baby 👶🏻

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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This week I’m going to raise money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social to help Palestinians in need.

On Fri I'll start & finish Metal Gear Solid, MGS2 on Sat, Delta on Sun. It'll be 9 AM PT each day on www.twitch.tv/tamoorh.

Fundraiser is live on my Twitch. Please share if you can!

It feels fucking crazy to have a website break the browsers they’re EXPECTED to be viewed on. The epitome of things being designed by people who don’t use them.

I don’t leave it open, I furiously scroll to the section I need to check it before the site crashes 😑

I keep forgetting how terrible it is after now visiting on my phone for a while. Garbage experience on a phone. It’s incredible.

Half-way thru the review it kicks you back to the top on a page refresh. They’re double dipping on ads because I have to scroll past them to get back to where I was. Fucking terrible experience. Would not recommend.

Trying to read a review on IGN be like

Babe wake up, new Tetris skin dropped
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There used to only be a daily main character and now we’ve got a rolling guest stars list.

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Amelie asked about the enemies in Silksong so I showed her the bestiary and was very surprised. Playing through the game it didn’t hit me just how many different enemy types I’d encountered. It’s fucking huge.

Added a mouth hole for breathing/speaking and a bunch of interior padding for comfort and to prevent wobble

Sonic racing is better than Mario Kart? And now this? What’s next? Bubsy 4D better than Mario Odyssey? bsky.app/profile/danr...

Amelie and mom are here. Mask fits. Life’s good 🙌🏼

Oh boy

Fitness influencer obviously on all kinds of drugs: You wanna know how I got these massive rear delts? Let me show you the exercises you need to do!

Me: 😑

That feels like a nosedive that’d be hard as hell to pull out of. That same crowd would probably go hard against you if you tried 😑

Baby shark
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Get good 🙏🏼

Guess it makes sense they don’t want kids learning what happens to the animals that aren’t hitting their visitor quota.