world's silliest beaver 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️

princess peach is so fucking hot

Two figures stand in an alleyway at night in winter. The trees are bare. The houses, stark and angular. A gigantic condo looms behind them, its facade lit up by the moon. Two young women emerge from the dark. A younger one and and an older one. The younger one has long dark hair, she wears a toque and puffy coat. She has rectangular glasses. She lights a cigarette while the older one looks on. The older one has her long dark hair tied in a ponytail. She has a fringe of hair resembling an up arrow. She wears a scarf and black peacoat. She has round glasses. She observes the younger one take a puff. The younger one says "Dad would kill me if he knew I was smoking." The older one implores "pleae let your big sister be a laign influence on you." She turns to look her sister in they and points out "you only turn nineteen once! Celebrate by indulging in newly legal vices!"

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in case u missed it one of my very good friends is now my sister. we're still working out what that means for us but i think it's safe to say that she's cute and awesome

Halmarut

Silver hugging celeste from the back, and celeste saying "Do i smell nice or something puppy?"

Donestic life or something.
#Moonshine #deadlock

last three reposts are a great capsule of where my life is right now

Attack on Beautiful Tits

Even though I and everyone else knew it was probably going to happen, waking up to find out that this country’s leaders have started another needless war is making me so angry and sad

Spotlight of the Week: Maniklaw

Maniklaw has a very good offensive ability in Razor's Edge, but you might want to consider also using it for support with Doll Stitch, a move that can give a substitute to any pokemon on the field. #PokemonTectonic #gamedev #indiedev #fangame

happy 51st birthday GamemasterAnthony

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Gokemon

lil #chimerafalin !! #dungeonmeshi

LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

The video’s gone, but luckily i screencapped this a couple of years ago

nozomi kirifuji forever weed brownie #hndr_fa

#umamusume

Wanted to draw an alien Miku!!

rkgk

uhh... Excuse you... i am SIGMA.

it's my birthday i'm 31

Chillin.
#concept #art #wlw

an artwork by Spindle of the characters Felt (on the left, a rabbitfolk woman with short pink hair and dark-blue eyes (Appearing green due to yellow glasses), wearing one of her autumn fits which consists of a white poncho, red undershirt, green pants and brick-red boots.) And Cotton, (on the right, Felt's older sister, a rabbitfolk trans woman with short dark-brown hair and green eyes. She's also wearing one of her autumnfits, a white top, and blue long skirt with a slit on the side, as well as black boots) Both characters are seated and looking at the "camera" to take a photo

I drew the sisters! Felt and Cotton <3

give my sister 100 likes you fucking cretins

in case u missed it one of my very good friends is now my sister. we're still working out what that means for us but i think it's safe to say that she's cute and awesome

Beaver Claus comes down the chimney, snatches the wood out of the fireplace, and leaves immediately